What was the best advice given to you in chess

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Best advice:  Let the other person win, he/she will anyway, lol.

Ready a room at the hotel chessifornia/such a lovely place, such a lovely place/you'll be put in your place.

The best advice is when you cannot find anything to do, simply improve your position.  Useless aggression is not good!

Hey troll, don't you have a bridge to be under?

or, ready a room at the hotel cessifornia/ such a lovely place/ such a lovely mate.

I was playing long ago with no advice. But now the very best advice I can give is to try and play players who are higher rated than you and you will learn a lot from your games.

Hey, did Qxf1 get banned?

Haha!!!

Don't play with Dirty Underwear, he's a cousin of mine, and he cheats.

Give up chess before it's too late.

Your talents will go far...in checkers.

tactics

It sounds like me when I was playing guitar, I used to spend time on guitar forums reading about equipment, but of course, always with the guitar hanging around my neck.

Haha! Yes! Reminds me of all the guys that ask my advice about golf. Only three out of hundreds have ever gone to the range with me to work on what are basic fixes after they ask. They'd rather buy new clubs. Great for the manufacturers. Bad for me if they're with the group in front of us.

Best advice:

If you must eat something before a game, at least take Beano and they'll be no gas.  Sorry this is a serious thread I shouldn't joke around.

Always play with a plan, even if it's not a good plan.

"You should capture toward the center with pawns"

you must go forward with support

person havng interest in chess will think about next step rather than sleeping midgames