Which Grandmaster has the Coolest Name?

i vote for the guy Nimzovitch the author of My System.. His name is intimidating all by itself.  "Who are you playing tomorrow Joe?"  " Im playing that guy Nimzovitch."    "Awwww sheeee."

I think these 3:

José Raúl Capablanca (sounds like a count or something)

Hiraku Nakamura (probably cause im an anime fan and sounds like a Naruto character)

Magnus Carlsen, (the name, Magnus sounds like big, Magna -cum laude-, magnanimus)

yeah haha nimzovich sounds pretty cool, I like botvinnik lol

Bent Larsen.

It sounds like a medical condition.

Or something that's wrong with my car.

Richard Pitoon.

Emre Can.

Pouria Darini

Zaw Win Lay

There's a red headed, butcher ecstasy user called Ashley I know of who goes by the nickname "Ginger Ash Veal E"

Yu Yangyi

Stojan Puc

Markus Ragger

Misa Pap

Tomas Oral (wonder if he announced his move when making it).

Ma Qun

I believe the authoritative list can be found here:

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/chessov-nevalostagameski

Roman Dzindzichasvili!

Grapingdashvili beat him ^_^

But your avatar is insuperable! :)