Kf9
Why not Kg9?
because Ri9 and the queen becomes a BMW
Right, but due to the extra pawn that Black has, White can legally place a tank on e9 and shoot the qu-- i mean BMW.
Tarrasch in one of his books stated:
"The BMW in chess controls and checks all squares, therefore if a queen is allowed to reach i9 the board is electrified and the BMW effectively becomes the king. Therefore, the side with the BMW wins.
However, during WW2, tanks were introduced and they would nullify the effect of one BMW. They could only be placed if the opponent has an isolated passed pawn.
However, as you all know, during WW4 BMWs with missile launchers were introduced, completely eradicating tanks, which destroyed a lot of endgame studies
That's why ever since WW4, tanks were buffed to include THREE missile launches. This caused a real-life war (WW5) between the BMW supporters and the tank supporters, which happened in 2061. Since then, the BMW and tank have been modified to be worth exactly the same.
however this caused the famous WW11. this also introduced the new lightst- i mean mounted minigun. yes, mounted minigun... placing a tank automatically gives the BMW a minigun since WW11.
But this also broke the fourth wall and allowed me to play Kf9. I can't play Kg9 because i only broke parts of the fourth wall
however the creators of this plot (elon mu- uhh i mean god) decided that queens at all times can go 4 sqaures forwards as long as it goes out of bounds. this is because minecraft players said so since they want to cross the graphical errors created in skygrid. as a result a tsar bomba will be launched onto your neighbor and they will carry it to your house. you will need to play vulcan to Vector3.new(0.00353,88.229937,6792302). this allows black however, to play clock ((1,0),/,(-1,-,1)/(0,1)/). after that you are comepletely losing because any move after allows WBa69 resulting in execution. this does not mean you lose, instead you lose this game and the next one before it starts. really sucks if its the last game in a tournament, which it is.
This is not the case, as I had an UNO reverse card in my pocket. This makes it so that I win this game AND the next game.
however, this results in leonardo coming to your house and brutally murdering you. he has infinity reverse cards in his quilt ready to stab you with them using his .44 magnum
But somehow his infinite uno reverse card caused the gun to point at leonardo and he ended up shooting himself
Kf9
Why not Kg9?
because Ri9 and the queen becomes a BMW
Right, but due to the extra pawn that Black has, White can legally place a tank on e9 and shoot the qu-- i mean BMW.
Tarrasch in one of his books stated:
"The BMW in chess controls and checks all squares, therefore if a queen is allowed to reach i9 the board is electrified and the BMW effectively becomes the king. Therefore, the side with the BMW wins.
However, during WW2, tanks were introduced and they would nullify the effect of one BMW. They could only be placed if the opponent has an isolated passed pawn.
However, as you all know, during WW4 BMWs with missile launchers were introduced, completely eradicating tanks, which destroyed a lot of endgame studies
That's why ever since WW4, tanks were buffed to include THREE missile launches. This caused a real-life war (WW5) between the BMW supporters and the tank supporters, which happened in 2061. Since then, the BMW and tank have been modified to be worth exactly the same.
however this caused the famous WW11. this also introduced the new lightst- i mean mounted minigun. yes, mounted minigun... placing a tank automatically gives the BMW a minigun since WW11.
But this also broke the fourth wall and allowed me to play Kf9. I can't play Kg9 because i only broke parts of the fourth wall
however the creators of this plot (elon mu- uhh i mean god) decided that queens at all times can go 4 sqaures forwards as long as it goes out of bounds. this is because minecraft players said so since they want to cross the graphical errors created in skygrid. as a result a tsar bomba will be launched onto your neighbor and they will carry it to your house. you will need to play vulcan to Vector3.new(0.00353,88.229937,6792302). this allows black however, to play clock ((1,0),/,(-1,-,1)/(0,1)/). after that you are comepletely losing because any move after allows WBa69 resulting in execution
But however, in another world where bishops overrun the king
You then release the 63 bishops and play the missile variation: boom boom launcher
as a result black will play atomic deconstructor setting all your pieces on fire. he firebends it into you, burning of your ba- i mean turning you into ashes. as a result you will lose on time since your time is on Color3.fromRGB(69,420,429)