Who is champion-82?

Hello! So you may be all wondering who I am. Well, I am champion-82. Just to get you introduced, I'll tell you a bit about myself.

I learned chess at the age of thirteen. I just couldn't stop playing it. Not only was I addicted to chess, I kept beating everybody. I just couldn't stop playing. I was so addicted. Eventually however, I got BORED of winning. It was so boring. I could beat chessmaster any time I wanted to.

So I stopped playing chess. I was FED UP of winning. If you people don't know what I mean, try to play chess with your pet. See how you always win. It gets boring.

I didn't play chess for 15 or so years. Then however, I started playing again (and winning of course).

Now, I came to this site just to share my knowledge of chess. Nothing else. I am not going to play for a couple months here. Just talk. I am not going to pretend to have a different personality from what I have either. I will be sincere. I will be champion-82.

For future reference, you might want to post introductions like this in the 'chess.com community' or the 'chess players' sub forums. Thank you for keeping the forums organized.

 Now, I can already feel that my time here won't be very pleasent for ME. All these trolls like cleverpersona are going to come, type in a little sarcasm, and go. Well, that's called hit and run trolling, and it's not okay with me. ALL my post will be in General Chess Disscusion, and there is nothing you can do about that.

And cleverpersona, please think is what you are writing POLITE. I seriously doubt you act like this in real life. Think on the internet, not just at school.

Oh great. Just what chess.com needs. Another player spelling random WORDS with capital LETTERS. As I was reading, I actually thought it was cheater_1 making a second account to confuse us all and then have arguments with himself!

 I know. It is just what chess.com NEEDS. That IS why I am here. I don't nessesarly want to be here, but you people want ME here. That is the situation.

How many chess.com members asked you to be here? I'd like to see a list. 

(Actually, don't name people in the forums. Message me instead.)

In the meantime, what do you expect your rating to reach while on this site? Would you care for a game?

 I am NOT playing games for a few months, as I said before. You DO NOT LISTEN!

Nobody actually physically asked me to be here, but I know what they wanted here: a titled player or one just as good as one. I am just as good as a titled player.

Have you got evidence? How about live chess. That'll only take a few moments.

 I don't have the time. I have to go to work and all. I don't have unlimited time like you. Anyway, I'm tired of winning. I would not mind losing actually.

And please, stop trolling. There are just too many trolls on chess.com.

Don't worry, I don't troll. I just get very slightly irritated when someone comes onto the site, apparently better than almost everyone else, and then states they don't have enough time to play a game on Live Chess when they've just spent 15 minutes on a forum.

 Prove it or lose it "champion"-82.

so how about giving some good chess advice?

afterall thats what you are here for right ?

EDIT: i need help on the end game :P

If by "troll" you mean intelligent streetwise people who aren't just going to kow tow because you say so then thats just because this is a site that attracts intelligent people. If on the other hand you use troll to mean people who can't see that they are wrong then you have irredeemably added to that number.

I'm so happy to make your acquaintance.  Are there any chess publications with your games to view?  Perhaps games listed on www.chessgames.com ? 

I would like to see how you beat up on all the masters.  Do you hold any titles yourself?  Do you believe in titles? 

Anyway would love it if you posted some of your games.  Even if you didn't write them down, someone with your chess ability must have some memorized that you could post.  Look forward to hearing back.  Welcome to chess.com

Rook 16 I assume.

This is getting old and trite.

If anyone thinks what I wrote is serious...Please go see a comedy!

Immortalgamer- Im not sticking up for this guy, but he didnt say he could beat masters- he said he can beat ChessMaster.

He's still making stupid claims, though.

who knows. maybe he is a titled player or somebody who is trying to psych us out. Champion82, I'd like to challenge you to a game when you are free. See you later.

I could easily BEAT you, I am a STRONger plaYER than mY PRofile suggestS, and I AM already GETting bored of thESE types of threads.....please CLosE the DOor on your WAY Out