Who is the worst chess player ever?

i know there is many people bad at chess, and they dont know how to make openings, so if they dont know, i will guide them.

From a purely philosophical point of view, Aristotle would say the worst chess player ever is the loser, but Carlsen also loses, and I can't say he is the worst player in history just because he lost in Qatar.
However now that I have beaten DingLirenBot I hope that a sheik will call me into his harem too.
Backyard Professor. Legendary YouTuber who cannot see two move tactics. Not a professor of any sort either. Maybe some college. Certainly no graduate school.
School for scandal!
I read School for Scandal in the first week of graduate school. Also, The Contrast, which is largely derived from School for Scandal, but set in America and written by an American.