Why Knights Are Trash

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I hate knights so much they are so dumb and stupid they can only move in an L

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Knights are SOOO BAD Bishops are way better why are they even in the game they need a buff

 

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Literally pawns are better than knights because they can become queens and knights are worth 3!!!

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Somebody got forked... wink.png

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btickler wrote:

Somebody got forked...

Spooned

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The trick with a knight is to knock him off his horse. Their armour is so heavy, they can't get up again. At a convenient moment in the battle, you can just saunter up to him, lift his visor, and drive your sword through his face.

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LitterPicker wrote:

The trick with a knight is to knock him off his horse. Their armour is so heavy, they can't get up again. At a convenient moment in the battle, you can just saunter up to him, lift his visor, and drive your sword through his face.

SHEESH nervous.png nervous.png nervous.png Violent!!!

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*horsey

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No horsing around!

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My knight is a pony, it moves like a lower case L or l
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because_checkmate wrote:

This topic is homophobic because we all know Knights are a chess proxy for THAT preference.

Interesting. What are bishops, then?

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did someone used their knight to shrekmate you?

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quit making this weird. 

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You can deflect the knights with a shrubbery.

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Beating a dead horse...bn.png

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guess someone doesn't like the dark of knightnervous.png 

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Seriously though, horses are delicious. *Shabu, shabu, shabu...*wn.png

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make some glue!

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knight suck because they are walking L's littary 

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ShrekChess69420 wrote:

I hate knights so much they are so dumb and stupid they can only move in an L

Not true. They can also move like the Russian "Г".

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