Why Knights Are Trash

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ShrekChess69420

I hate knights so much they are so dumb and stupid they can only move in an L

ShrekChess69420

Knights are SOOO BAD Bishops are way better why are they even in the game they need a buff

 

ShrekChess69420

Literally pawns are better than knights because they can become queens and knights are worth 3!!!

DiogenesDue

Somebody got forked... wink.png

ShrekChess69420
btickler wrote:

Somebody got forked...

Spooned

LitterPicker

The trick with a knight is to knock him off his horse. Their armour is so heavy, they can't get up again. At a convenient moment in the battle, you can just saunter up to him, lift his visor, and drive your sword through his face.

ShrekChess69420
LitterPicker wrote:

The trick with a knight is to knock him off his horse. Their armour is so heavy, they can't get up again. At a convenient moment in the battle, you can just saunter up to him, lift his visor, and drive your sword through his face.

SHEESH nervous.png nervous.png nervous.png Violent!!!

InsertInterestingNameHere

*horsey

DrSpudnik

No horsing around!

snoozyman
My knight is a pony, it moves like a lower case L or l
LitterPicker
because_checkmate wrote:

This topic is homophobic because we all know Knights are a chess proxy for THAT preference.

Interesting. What are bishops, then?

chessterchief

did someone used their knight to shrekmate you?

chessterchief

quit making this weird. 

SacrificeTheHorse

You can deflect the knights with a shrubbery.

MisterWindUpBird

Beating a dead horse...bn.png

chessterchief

guess someone doesn't like the dark of knightnervous.png 

MisterWindUpBird

Seriously though, horses are delicious. *Shabu, shabu, shabu...*wn.png

chessterchief

make some glue!

arcowie

knight suck because they are walking L's littary 

Jenium
ShrekChess69420 wrote:

I hate knights so much they are so dumb and stupid they can only move in an L

Not true. They can also move like the Russian "Г".