Why this happen to Carlsen? [Conspiracy theory] - Chess Forums

Himmelon

Jan 23, 2017

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#1

I will put here the game, but, why do you think this kind of things happen? every theory counts:

ilikewindmills

Jan 24, 2017

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#2

Carlsen

Carlsen has 7 letters.
7 has 5 letters.
Chess has 5 letters.
Chess is a game.
Game rhymes with shame.
Carlsen feels shame after missing this mate in 3.
Coincidence?
I think not.
It was a mate in 3.
There are three edges on a triangle.
The illuminati is a triangle.
But what does this have to do with conspiracy theories?
Absolutely nothing...
He was playing Giri.
Giri looks like Guru.
Guru means smart person.
I am a smart person.
I like windmills.
Windmills spin.
Your head is spinning right now.
As I uncover the truth.
Because the truth exists.
We should all know what happened.
Because at that moment in the game.
A mate in 3 was missed by one player...
MAGNUS!
Magnus has 6 letters.
Magnus is from Norway.
Norway also has 6 letters.
6 divided by 6 is 1.
There is one eye on the illuminati triangle.

Therefore:
At that moment in the game.
Magnus was corrupted.
And sent an internship offer.
From the illuminati.
They wanted him to begin playing the triangle defense.
For publicity reasons.
Magnus declined.
The illuminati began to mess with his head.
Forcing him to lose concentration.
And miss the mate in 3.

superchessmachine

Jun 3, 2018

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#3

ilikewindmills wrote:

Carlsen

Carlsen has 7 letters.
7 has 5 letters.
Chess has 5 letters.
Chess is a game.
Game rhymes with shame.
Carlsen feels shame after missing this mate in 3.
Coincidence?
I think not.
It was a mate in 3.
There are three edges on a triangle.
The illuminati is a triangle.
But what does this have to do with conspiracy theories?
Absolutely nothing...
He was playing Giri.
Giri looks like Guru.
Guru means smart person.
I am a smart person.
I like windmills.
Windmills spin.
Your head is spinning right now.
As I uncover the truth.
Because the truth exists.
We should all know what happened.
Because at that moment in the game.
A mate in 3 was missed by one player...
MAGNUS!
Magnus has 6 letters.
Magnus is from Norway.
Norway also has 6 letters.
6 divided by 6 is 1.
There is one eye on the illuminati triangle.

Therefore:
At that moment in the game.
Magnus was corrupted.
And sent an internship offer.
From the illuminati.
They wanted him to begin playing the triangle defense.
For publicity reasons.
Magnus declined.
The illuminati began to mess with his head.
Forcing him to lose concentration.
And miss the mate in 3.

Or he was just tired.

Mr_Alex_Pims

Feb 23, 2019

0

#4

ilikewindmills wrote:

Carlsen

Carlsen has 7 letters.
7 has 5 letters.
Chess has 5 letters.
Chess is a game.
Game rhymes with shame.
Carlsen feels shame after missing this mate in 3.
Coincidence?
I think not.
It was a mate in 3.
There are three edges on a triangle.
The illuminati is a triangle.
But what does this have to do with conspiracy theories?
Absolutely nothing...
He was playing Giri.
Giri looks like Guru.
Guru means smart person.
I am a smart person.
I like windmills.
Windmills spin.
Your head is spinning right now.
As I uncover the truth.
Because the truth exists.
We should all know what happened.
Because at that moment in the game.
A mate in 3 was missed by one player...
MAGNUS!
Magnus has 6 letters.
Magnus is from Norway.
Norway also has 6 letters.
6 divided by 6 is 1.
There is one eye on the illuminati triangle.

Therefore:
At that moment in the game.
Magnus was corrupted.
And sent an internship offer.
From the illuminati.
They wanted him to begin playing the triangle defense.
For publicity reasons.
Magnus declined.
The illuminati began to mess with his head.
Forcing him to lose concentration.
And miss the mate in 3.

Genius

MitSud

Feb 23, 2019

0

#5

Somebody give this man a medal.

solskytz

Feb 23, 2019

0

#6

Exactly!! The hints are everywhere - just open your eyes and see.

Laskersnephew

Feb 23, 2019

0

#7

That is far too simple an explanation! What about the Lizard People? Do you think we're all that naive?

Mr_Alex_Pims

Feb 28, 2019

0

#8

Delete that

Mr_Alex_Pims

Feb 28, 2019

0

#9

Please

Mr_Alex_Pims

Feb 28, 2019

0

#10

Please

forked_again

Feb 28, 2019

0

#11

ilikewindmills wrote:

Carlsen

Carlsen has 7 letters.
7 has 5 letters.
Chess has 5 letters.
Chess is a game.
Game rhymes with shame.
Carlsen feels shame after missing this mate in 3.
Coincidence?
I think not.
It was a mate in 3.
There are three edges on a triangle.
The illuminati is a triangle.
But what does this have to do with conspiracy theories?
Absolutely nothing...
He was playing Giri.
Giri looks like Guru.
Guru means smart person.
I am a smart person.
I like windmills.
Windmills spin.
Your head is spinning right now.
As I uncover the truth.
Because the truth exists.
We should all know what happened.
Because at that moment in the game.
A mate in 3 was missed by one player...
MAGNUS!
Magnus has 6 letters.
Magnus is from Norway.
Norway also has 6 letters.
6 divided by 6 is 1.
There is one eye on the illuminati triangle.

Therefore:
At that moment in the game.
Magnus was corrupted.
And sent an internship offer.
From the illuminati.
They wanted him to begin playing the triangle defense.
For publicity reasons.
Magnus declined.
The illuminati began to mess with his head.
Forcing him to lose concentration.
And miss the mate in 3.

Weird. I was thinking the exact same thing!