the two of you obviously need to give each other space to explore your own seperate interests....
Why won't Chess.com pay child support?
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where the heck did u come with that conclusion
May 18, 2010
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FlowerFlowers wrote:
the two of you obviously need to give each other space to explore your own seperate interests....
I didn't see any space between us when Chess.com made these kids?!!
May 18, 2010
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trysts wrote:
FlowerFlowers wrote:
the two of you obviously need to give each other space to explore your own seperate interests....
I didn't see any space between us when Chess.com made these kids?!!
If you dry 'em off you can still have dinner together.
trysts wrote:
You know, I love this sight and all, but lately, I've been feeling this site doesn't like their own children. Sometimes I just like to go out with friends in the neighborhood, but Chess.com doesn't like me going out and have fun. If Chess.com doesn't like me going out, then Chess.com better pay me to stay home with their kids. THEIR KIDS! Chess.com better think about what it's saying. Better think long and hard, cause I'm not some rug. Do I look like a rug? You can't step on me Chess.COM!
(sorry...forums, drinking...these posts happen)
p.s. i've never had children with Chess.com or any other site...
Let me see... as a child you had imaginary friends that you refused to give up, even though this worried your parents and the shrink they sent you to see. Now, as an adult facing chess-burnout, these frailties have returned in the form of imaginary children, brought about by imaginary couplings with a chess website.
Take two aspirin and return in three days time for another session. Leave my cheque atop the table, on your way out.
May 18, 2010
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PrawnEatsPrawn wrote:
trysts wrote:
You know, I love this sight and all, but lately, I've been feeling this site doesn't like their own children. Sometimes I just like to go out with friends in the neighborhood, but Chess.com doesn't like me going out and have fun. If Chess.com doesn't like me going out, then Chess.com better pay me to stay home with their kids. THEIR KIDS! Chess.com better think about what it's saying. Better think long and hard, cause I'm not some rug. Do I look like a rug? You can't step on me Chess.COM!
(sorry...forums, drinking...these posts happen)
p.s. i've never had children with Chess.com or any other site...
Let me see... as a child you had imaginary friends that you refused to give up, even though this worried your parents and the shrink they sent you to see. Now, as an adult facing chess-burnout these frailties have returned in the form of imaginary children brought about by imaginary couplings with a chess website.
Take two aspirin and return in three days time for another session. Leave my cheque atop the table, on your way out.
How come my "imaginary coupling" with this site gave me a REAL court order for child support, Mr. 2128??(nice rating btw)
"How come my "imaginary coupling" with this site gave me a REAL court order for child support..."
Quite a conundrum, wouldn't you say?
We can't hope to get to the bottom of your problems in a single day, that's something that will require many appointments and a substantial dollar investment.
Tell me about your childhood.... were you happy, as a child?
May 18, 2010
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PrawnEatsPrawn(and that's cannibalism btw), you know damn well I don't have the money for your fees, I can't even get child support!
And another thing, who is happy as a child? I had four kids when I was 12!(free internet chess club
)
Talk about internet psychiatrists...
May 18, 2010
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LisaV wrote:
Oh dear, I think there's a misunderstanding. A "REAL" court order is a Spanish "Royal" court order. The King of Spain, not chess.com, has levied child support on you. Bummer. You might want to take it up with the King.
But I'm pulling for Spain in the World Cup. Maybe Christian Ronaldo can pay child support
"But I'm pulling for Spain in the World Cup. Maybe Christian Ronaldo can pay child support"
Christiano Ronaldo has dual nationality now?
May 18, 2010
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LisaV wrote:
Ronaldo would dive before reaching the mailbox. Um, you know he's from Portugal, right?
Anyway, yeah, tell the King your allegiance to his futbol team, and he might knock off (not up) a few kids, maybe even the little live chess hooligans.
Good luck!
Christian Ronaldo played for Spain last World Cup?
May 18, 2010
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I wish I knew that before my little pawnlets grew up to become kings and queens.
May 18, 2010
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LisaV wrote:
Portugal.
The confusion might be that he plays for Real Madrid now.
Still, that's some big $$ for a child-bearing, um, tryst. You got some fierce competition, but persistence, eh. :)
You know, LisaV, in the end I'm glad I don't have children, even Real Madrid children, because I didn't hear a peep from Chess.com during this whole controversy. Hmmm...makes ya' think...
LisaV wrote:
Chess.com generally exercises good judgment on child support matters. ;)
If it exercized good judgment, it wouldn't need to worry about child support, now would it?
You know, I love this sight and all, but lately, I've been feeling this site doesn't like their own children. Sometimes I just like to go out with friends in the neighborhood, but Chess.com doesn't like me going out and have fun. If Chess.com doesn't like me going out, then Chess.com better pay me to stay home with their kids. THEIR KIDS! Chess.com better think about what it's saying. Better think long and hard, cause I'm not some rug. Do I look like a rug? You can't step on me Chess.COM!
(sorry...forums, drinking...these posts happen)
p.s. i've never had children with Chess.com or any other site...