225. Pawn your bacon and lick your opponent's feet without recovering.
Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move
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226. ask your grandmaster friend to take your place
227. Burn your hands while brewing coffee and then play with your toes and get arrested for 167253682638 years
229. Eating moldy strawberries and T-Rex strawberries before your first move:
moldy strawberry
T-Rex strawberry
Scramble the pieces like eggs and put pepper and salt on the pieces and eat them for breakfast. Then put some ketchup on the board and say the pieces made you bleed so you threw them away and counted as you won. When the tournament director says that it was ketchup, you argue that you tried to clean it up with ketchup for it was your only supply, when they look at the security camera and find out, you say that it was a cut and a tiny drop of blood fell so I ate them with anger. "I thought you threw them into the Trash!"... Then reply," Hee hee, I just didn't want pay, at least a ate!" Then put down one dollar and say that the meal was disgusting and leave. If the police chase after you then you should pick up your microphone and say that the chess club didn't you well and don't slow down. If the police gains on you then drive down into the ocean and float. Then make you have your floater and inflate a gigantic boat and take your food, water, sleeping bag, and paddles and paddle to your house. If police are there quickly paddle back, if a navy boat comes toward you then take your swimming suit and swim away with an indestructible box of food and another deflated boat and paddles and bottles of water and swim to an island. Then inflate your boat and paddle to Europe and leave your boat on shore, steal some food and water, and race back out into the water. Then meet your wife with your son and have another baby (super weird). Now the new baby is used to water so it developed fins, gills, sharp teeth for catching fish, and also grow super powerful arms, hands, legs, and feet. Then so did you. Soon you see a navy boat and angry Europeans shouting, then you and your brand new son and the other son and your wife break a hole in the boat and sink everyone. Then steal all the shops from Rome and catch all the fish in the world. Then go back to your house and make the police work for you. So now and forever, you will see polices doing bad things.
230. Make your second move.
1NaturalDisaster wrote:
DON'T LOOK OUT THE WINOW:
Don't look out the widow, the black widow, or you will dye.
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231. Cry over spilt bishops or spelt tortillas.
1NaturalDisaster wrote:
No, 12 a day!
Whoa, you can count really high!
1NaturalDisaster wrote:
Go up to a hot guy or girls' butt and grab it, then say " ja doube'"
And walk off.
Excellent "en passant" move!
1NaturalDisaster wrote:
Watch Star Trek with your half brother.
232. Watch half of your brother become a star.
1NaturalDisaster wrote:
Go on a week long vacation, 52 times a year!
233. Go on a week long vacation 365 times a day!
1NaturalDisaster wrote:
Go to your playpen:
234. Go to your playpen and wish it was a playpencil instead.
235. Make your third move after having made your second yesterday.
estenssoro wrote:
235 moves? I don't believe it...
Sì, signore, è sempre stato il mio sogno!
224. Lick your opponent's pawns and cover them in bacon.