Cmon, it can't be that bad
Would You Rather
Your posed question, hardly qualifies.. but, it reminded me, nevertheless ..
http://biblereasons.com/idle-words/

She sells sea slugs and she sells seashells by the slugshore. She licks sea slugs, gets sick looking at slick seals in her heels, and lugs while she lags. And if she seems sluggish, she'll shell out some nice mucilage for fifty bucks and a can of anchovies cause she's got the deal sealed, Sluggo.
Lick a living sea slug 50 times or never play chess for the rest of your life.
Sadly, I would choose never play chess