Would you rather

Here you can make up would you rather questions and have fun! I will start.

Would you rather play against a beginner and win or play against a grandmaster but lose?

I would choose to play a grandmaster but lose, that way you can at least learn something.

nah give me a beginner any day.

Playing a GM would be... a very predictable loss, and I think generally uninstructive without a lot of discussion.

I'll play a GM! Lemme at em!

Definitely play a grandmaster, just for the experience of it.

I would rather play vs a grandmaster... ...and win.

Guys, you can post your own would you rather too! 

Would you rather gain 100 rating points but lose the tournament or gain 10 rating points but win the tournament?

Make up your own would you rather questions!

Would you rather play a game of chess or kill yourself?

I would kill myself because chess is the worst "sport"

I would rather play a game instead.

Ya because you're a loser

Lol but at least i am in life xD

WOULD YOU RATHER METAPHOR-(if "limbo"/"purgatory"/"hell" were 100℅ real and you were to go there)...

Would You Rather spend your never-ending eternity playing chess completely alone & moving both sides of the board so to win/lose against yourself OR spend your endless eternity playing chess with a total stranger who had zero knowledge of the game along with a flat out contempt for the game's entire concept?

Would you rather have to play chess with your teeth or your butt?

^ Teeth. Definitely.