...wasn't it a cow that jumped over the moon?
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Once she divorces me she will be, at least in any references I make to her.
Edit: Interestingly there is a chess set out there with a very attractive bovine chess knight and regular other pieces.
Jul 15, 2012
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#24
Grousey wrote:
Don't forget this game is ongoing and moves shouldn't be discussed until it's finished.
That is ridiculous...
I have a forced back rank mate no matter what white does... all he can do is spite check the king a few moves.
There is nothing to analyze, I see the mate, the game is over...
Why is everyone being so absurd?
Karl, its a site rule. We dont violate it and suggest you just be patient until the game is over.
Here_Is_Plenty wrote:
Once she divorces me she will be, at least in any references I make to her.
Edit: Interestingly there is a chess set out there with a very attractive bovine chess knight and regular other pieces.
No little dogs in the set?
Grousey wrote:
Here_Is_Plenty wrote:
Once she divorces me she will be, at least in any references I make to her.
Edit: Interestingly there is a chess set out there with a very attractive bovine chess knight and regular other pieces.
No little dogs in the set?
Everyone always wants to go the little dog. No one ever wants to be the top hat, the iron or the boat. Okay, you can go the little dog but I get to be the banker.
race car! race car! race car!
You can definitely have banker in light of their current reputation 
KarlPilkington wrote:
Mate in 1...
Your card's been marked... leave it alone before your opponent realises you've broken site rules and claims the game...
Here_Is_Plenty wrote:
I believe my wife is a chess knight as she gave me this conditional: If you move out, I will jump over the moon.
Move out, she will never survive the jump. +1 for you.
Jul 15, 2012
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#34
I didn't break the site rules..
I started a thread asking if its possible to make a global conditional move in a chess.com game... I mentioned I had a mate in 1 somewhere, but I didn't say which game, or mention any moves.
It was another poster that started analyzing and posting moves, etc... If anyone was in violation, it was him, and he ended up deleting his comments.
If they take away my victory here, I won't be very happy..
KarlPilkington wrote:
Mate in 1...
it still wasnt mate in 1 when he resigned LOL
Jul 16, 2012
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#37
If the game is in progress moves cannot or help given to any player. That is part of the rules.
Yes. You can say how to use part of a program. But it isn't fair to the other player to advice on any moves.
Jul 16, 2012
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#38
DENVERHIGH wrote:
If the game is in progress moves cannot or help given to any player. That is part of the rules.
Yes. You can say how to use part of a program. But it isn't fair to the other player to advice on any moves.
That was clearly his fault for giving advice, not mine...
I never asked for advice!!!
I believe my wife is a chess knight as she gave me this conditional: If you move out, I will jump over the moon.