The Knott Attack

Hey,have you guys heard of the new Knott attack? It works really well!!! It goes like f4 d5 g4!! You should try it!!!!!

And then you get mated next move....

What?  Need a little more than that.  You mean the "Don Knotts Attack"?

oh, and you are supposed to castle queen side if you play this (no duh!!!).

still a bad opening....

if u can beat me with f4 i will respect this

oh and after g4 e5!

Waffledestroyer, please write the analysis which shows that white is not just positionally lost after 2. g4?. If you do that, maybe I will begin to play it.

Come on why not just try it in an unrated game?

I've seen it. It's knott good.

hmmm..interesting..i think its too much complication that can arise if white gets put into any type of pressure and black plyas  aggressive . I wouldnt play it myself, but might be a unexpected twist against a low rated player