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Thank you very much. An honor to be at service! Obviously hanging around with you, my brilliant friends, rubs off on me! 
It may be an unkind thing to say about Big Bertha but the records show her to be an illegal construction. The building regulations prohibit the use of more than 16 black components, but here there are 17 one of which is digested in the stomach of the white component on g7. By EU laws the contract goes to the second bidder!
What is the problem?!
I do not C any... 
Thank you all for complis! 
Hey, now I see a problem, now I don't The master made a mistake. I swear I counted 16 black units in the diagram. I'm afraid I'll have to retire now. The shame is too great. Not for me, but for my family. Bye bye 
Arisktotle wrote:
Big Bertha but the records show ... one of which is digested in the stomach of the white component on g7.
Once again, the eagle of the “low-lands” was flying mighty high, eyeing every movement in majestic style. But, our little mouse so his scary stare and escaped his shadow's ache and saved his tinny little neck & eagle's “stomach”, as it turned on a dime just in a nick of time… & as it swiftly turned it’s tail & fled for the safety of it’s lair (ON a2)…
Arisktotle wrote:
"Big Bertha"
And so, Master has coined the puzzle "Big Bertha". Hence, onward, it will be so. Let it be written let it be done, “Big Bertha” is the 1.
Ps. Please Master don't leave us, We can not survive without your immence wisdom!
I will consider it ..... but first I'll have to do penance. Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off, Wax on .... Wax off ....
I just woke up to the smell of the coffee, when I so your initial comment.
Then, the “?” was to “b3” or not to “b3” as “Tremorlance” would say. (It almost sounds like Tamerlane!)
That is why g7-pawn had to throw up, because that was really a poisoned pawn in it’s stomach.
(It came from the magical forest of b7 where dark venomous mushroom-pawns are usually spawned. Another place would be g7, also where venomous pawns are “spewing up” & that x2) and the result was the a2-pawn being born, from the womb of g7-pawn. (If Arnold did just that, then why not our pawn!)
Actually, the child was a centaur at first but surgeons worked over hours to cut off the man from the horse and from it came a2-pawn and... a “horse”Y. The pawn survived but unfortunately, the foal perished when the black queen tried to mount it prematurely. 
What is this thing Queens have for horses anyways? Remember Catherine the great? She was also very fond of horses, they’ll say. Phil-Hippo, or foal-play? I don’t know…
Besides, I just want you to see this. But... if you want to stick to your illusions do not click here!
And another shorter version:
I was super bored and my autism kicked in so I spent the last hour engineering the worst possible survey, and also my intrusive thoughts kicked in so now I have to show this to literally everyone even into discussions where it doesn't make any logical sense to but such a survey in there, and I am sure that nobody will even care because they are either too shy, or they just don't want a 13 year old reading what they wrote in the survey, https://tally.so/r/nrYX2X
Jingeling, Knighly ”Jungle”ing
"Bring this king 2 king"
And... the birds will sing
Blink blink Fling the flingleing
And done'll B'dha thing
By the force of thinking
MOOOVE!!!