Song by ME:

Song about Chess (The Tune is Gangsta's Paradise)

As you play a game with a 100
You take a look at your game and realize it's a disaster
And you've been thinking and playing so long that
You didn't realize you need to play faster

You have never crossed a guy so bad at the game
But you're staring at your board, so full of shame
"Why did I just blunder my knight?
I feel like I'm about to cry"

You really hate to lose but I guess you have to
As you hold out your hand to say "I lose"
You look at your mom, she said "I'm gonna whack you"
So you take a deep breath and whisper "I won't lose"

You keep spendin' most your life losing to low rated chess players
You keep spendin' most your life losing to low rated chess players
You keep spendin' most your life losing to low rated chess players
You keep spendin' most your life losing to low rated chess players

Look at the situation, you're gonna lose just face it
You can't win against one hundreds, you need to get a grip
So you gotta go practice your tactics
Too much television watchin' got you chasin' dreams

You're a noob with the GM title in mind
You got dirt on your hand and sand in your eye
You even got ketchup on your tie
You look like you fought with a burger outside

Checkmate is nothin' but a heartbeat away
You're takin' your time and still losin', what can I say
You think you can survive a few more minutes
but the way that things are goin' I don't know

Tell me why are you
So blind to see that there's a brilliant move, and you can improve

You keep spendin' most your life losing to low rated chess players
You keep spendin' most your life losing to low rated chess players
You keep spendin' most your life losing to low rated chess players
You keep spendin' most your life losing to low rated chess players

Power and the elo, elo and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Your times still tickin', but you're still not movin'
Something's goin' on in the kitchen, but I know you're not cookin'
100s say you have to learn, but no one can teach you
If they don't have the patience, how can they teach you?
That's why I know your carrier's out of luck, bro

You keep spendin' most your life losing to low rated chess players
You keep spendin' most your life losing to low rated chess players
You keep spendin' most your life losing to low rated chess players
You keep spendin' most your life losing to low rated chess players

Tell me why are you
So blind to see that there's a brilliant move, and you can improve
Tell me why are you
So blind to see that there's a brilliant move, and you can improve

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