Hello there! I’m @thereaIjoe! (formerly @quinquagintacentillionths!) (Call me Joe!) I’m a very cool chess/soccer player on chess.com!

Please message me! I think we can have a great conversation!

I LOVE TRAVELING! I’m always in a new country around the whole GLOBE! I stay for a couple of weeks or so in a country, but it’s so fun!

Well, anyway. I play soccer. I’m a GK/ST and I perform CRAZILY on the field.

My favorite players are Lamine Yamal and Lionel Messi.

I also play baseball. I play RF.

My favorite players are Shohei Ohtani and Mookie Betts.

@AsunaYuuki87

I closed my ALT, @Annoying_Dog_ALT

2 Brilliants! https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/453803509/analysis

Chess Lore: Joewiat — The Blunder King of Blitz ⸻ Username: joewiat Alias: The King of Hanging Queens, Joe “Why That?”, The 0-Point Gambiteer Opening Preference: Random Legal Move™ Notable Achievement: Once premoved checkmate… on himself Rating History: From 800 to 300. Yes, it’s possible. Greatest Rival: The “Resign” Button The Legend of Joewiat In the vast halls of Chess.com, where titled players carve legacies and engines hum silently in the background, there exists one account so infamous it’s become a meme in blitz lobbies, a cautionary tale in beginner discords, and a comedic case study in chess forums: joewiat. He didn’t come to dominate. He didn’t come to learn. He came to… blunder like no one else ever has. The Rise (and Immediate Fall) Joewiat joined Chess.com in the summer of 2024 with dreams of glory. His first ever move was 1. h4. Not in the Bongcloud. Not in some weird prep. Just… h4. When asked why, he reportedly said: “It felt aggressive.” His second move was h5. And then he hung a rook. His initial games were a parade of preposterous tactics — castling into open files, pinning his own pieces, and once delivering a stalemate while up four queens. Mods thought he was trolling. He wasn’t. He was genuinely trying.

Have a great rest of y’all’s days!

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