Somehow my previous topic got deleted, so here it is again:

Introduction

Humans are not the only species populating the world. There are animals. Each animal is very unique. They all have the power to morph into a certain mythical creature known as a pokemon. In fact, not only animals, but common objects like rocks are also capable of living as pokemon when unobserved. Pokemon are thought to be fictional, but they do in fact, exist. When nobody's looking, for example, a pigeon is capable of becoming a Pidgey. The evidence towards the existence of pokemon is very substantial and supports the cucumber theory of evolution. Notice that both parts of the scientific names of pokemon are capitalized. This is because due to their uniqueness, it has been accepted by the scientific community to distinguish pokemon from other less interesting species in this way.

Section I,II,III - Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Venasaur

The first three pokemon that were known of are the three "saur" pokemon. They represent the symbiotic relationship between plants and animals and how in the years to come, they will merge forming the unicellular cucumber. Now the saur species consists of three stages. They are bulb, ivy, and venus flytrap. Their scientific name is Sperma Florizarre. The adult Venasaur may grow to be 6'7" and weigh 221 pounds. A newborn Bulbasaur may weigh only 15 pounds and have a height of 2'4". It seems to be an omnivorous plant, although later it becomes an autotroph, still retaining its sensory organs and it's ability to move. The bulb/flower on the species' backs are able to synthesize various powders that induce various effects including sleep, poison, and paralysis. Under the bulb, the pokemon is able to make use of the razor sharp leaves and the folded up vines that grow there. It is possible that these vines are actually roots that grow from soil stored inside the pokemon. They can also absorb sunlight into their bulb and use it to fire solar beams as well as hyper beams. Furthermore, they show exceptional physical strength, being able to throw themselves against an enemy in a giga impact as well as cause earthquakes. Some are known to be able to use their solar energy to emit a blinding light that hinders an adversary's ability to see.

As a Bulbasaur gets older, its flower may suddenly open a bit and its leaves may spread out. Now it is known as an Ivysaur. Its stored solar energy is converted into weight via $E=mc^{2}$ , so an Ivysaur gains a few pounds. It is known that a Bulbasaur is able to evolve when its bulb has stored enough energy to glow with a blue coloring. There is one point during the year at which the sun lets off an intense burst of optical energy. Groups of Bulbasaurs simultaneously absorb sufficient light energy and migrate towards the mysterious garden, headed by an adult Venasaur. It is here that the adult lends the necessary solar energy to the children in order to bring them into adolescent-hood. It has been shown that a Bulbasaur may resist evolution if it lets off most of its energy in the form of a solar beam.

It is much more difficult for an Ivysaur to realize its true potential as a Venasaur. For the flower to bloom, it must absorb a great deal of energy, without the assistance of another Venasaur. It is because of this that very few Venasaur populate the world. The Venasaur to Ivysaur population ratio appears to be less than 1:100. Once an Ivysaur manages to evolve into a Venasaur, the flower is in bloom, and it is able to absorb a massive amount of light energy, albeit not enough to allow the 221 pound being to move quickly. Rather, it has sacrificed its speed for strength. It is capable of creating tremors in the Earth, but it also has seeds in its flower. If it is pollinated, then the seeds will be released and grow into baby Bulbasaurs, and so goes the cycle of life.

The Sperma Florizarre is one of the few species that begin life an omnivore and grow to be an autotroph. It is also one of the few species capable of converting energy to mass using $E=mc^{2}$ . It is a special pokemon indeed, although due to the vast quantity of seeds that grow into Bulbasaurs, the species is far from rare and it is available to most people who want one. The Sperma Florizarre also makes a delicious, healthy meal. Due to being part plant, it has many antioxidants, as well as fiber, vitamins, and minerals. Being part animal, it is also a good source of protein. Eating a raw one though, is tantamount to suicide, as the energy being released would instantly vaporize everything within a possible one mile radius. That is another reason why the Sperma Florizarre is so plentiful, and that is due to a lack of predators.

Section IV, V, VI - Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard

The next three pokemon that were discovered are the "char" pokemon. These symbolize the processes of aging and supernovae deaths in the star cycle. Their scientific name isLacerta Dracaufeu. When the ancients stumbled upon this pokemon, this was the first dragon they encountered, and they hypothesized that every dragon breathed fire. We now know this is untrue, but this is what initiated the myths of dragons breathing fire. The present day chameleons have evolved from this species. At birth it weighs on average 18.7 pounds, and at its peak, it weighs nearly 200 pounds. Being a reptile, it hatches from an egg. It is born with sharp claws useful for scratching and slashing. It also has the ability to spew fire out of its mouth in a beam pattern or a spiral pattern or even in a ball shape. For its fire breathing, it draws ignitable gases from its stomach (compressed hydrogen) and exhales it to form a desired shape. As the gases leave its stomach though, they pass through its fangs, which spontaneously give off bursts of heat. The fire from the gas is then shaped into a beam or a spiral. If it exhales very slowly, it can hold the gas in its mouth for a substantial amount of time, allowing it to form a ball, which is then ignited and shot out. Because its fangs emit bursts of heat energy, its fire fang bite may cause some burning. At birth, the charmander is allotted a specific amount of gases in its stomach. The amount varies pokemon to pokemon, but if the gases are drawn from too much, in the example of a charmander flaming over 50 exeggutors, a magnificent event occurs.

When it runs out of gases in its stomach, it's skin tone turns a darker red, like a super giant star running out of hydrogen. It regains some of its energy in order to produce more fire attacks while in this form. Like a star, it may without warning, produce a subnova, or just a temper tandrum. It grows a small snout as well as a bony hornlike extension in the rear part of its skull. This is to prepare it for becoming a dragon later in its life. Its flame becomes hotter due to helium fusion rather than hydrogen. Other than appearances and power, its abilities remain nearly the same as when it was a child. Now sometimes, something may trigger a massive temper tandrum beyond anything in the past, such as being attacked by an aerodactyl. It erupts in a supernova explosion, and gains a pair of wings, its color lightens again, it expands size and weight, and becomes a dragon or a charizard.

    As a charizard, there is now a nearly infinite amount of drawable energy. It can also use its wings to assist it in its fire attacks. If it forms a ball of fire in its mouth, before it shoots it outwards, it may use its wings to fan out the heat and burn anything in the path of its heat wave. Its wings are also powerful enough to fell any foe that gets too close to its wing attack as well. If a supernova is powerful enough, it will sent a lot of matter in all directions, possibly forming a new star. Likewise, if a charizard sets most of its energy aside, it can create a new star, or a baby charmander.

    The most interesting thing about the Lacerta Dracaufeu is its tail flame. The tail flame is able to give insight on emotions, health, and thoughts. Physically, this makes sense, as aLacerta Dracaufeu in good health will better secrete the oils on its tail that burn, and an angered one will also produce these better. The only enigma is how and why the species evolved to use this tail flame. The only plausible explanation is that they use these flames to communicate with each other when they are too weak to say things like, "Char! Charmander, char char!" By increasing or decreasing the flame at will, it can communicate to others how much help it requires and whether or not danger is still at hand.

    Furthermore, it has been shown that putting out a tail flame will cause this species to die. This is a very interesting detail, as the tail flame is an external feature rather than internal, so it shouldn't cause too many problems, be it extinguished. However, the tail flame really is a significant part of the metabolic cycles of a Lacerta Dracaufeu. It is needed to burn the waste oils in its tail, and without it, the buildup from the oils will increase its blood pressure to the point of cardiac arrest. It seems the species produces oils in its bloodstream for insulation against the cold weather, but it needs to also rid itself of these oils before it builds up too much and causes a blood clot. Of course, a heart attack is not always implicative of death. There is a rare case of being able to relight the tail flame. It is best done with a fire over 1000 degrees Celsius. If the Lacerta Dracaufeu is brought to a Pokemon Center soon enough, it may live, although the surgery will probably leave it too weak to battle ever again.

Section VII, VIII, IX - Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise

The water turtle pokemon also has three stages of life (evolution) and is called the Crusta Carapuce. It shows that it is actually possible to generate enough pressure to compress water using a mere turtle shell. At normal pressure, the water that is stored can be up to a mega-gallon. The area of pressure is about 100 square centimeters. This means the water pressure is, by using PV=nRT, $5.3\times 10^{9}$ Newtons per square meter or 768355 psi. This is also the compressive stress produced on the shell. As no known material is able to withstand this amount of force, the shells are very useful for material sciences research. Hopefully a breakthrough in science will occur eventually, but as this material is harder than diamond, it is extremely difficult to break and study. As of now, the composition of the shell remains to be discovered, and has been called fortitite. Of course, the hardness of the shell is very beneficial to its defense, as very few attacks are able to break the shell.

The skin of a Squirtle has many pores similar to the semilunar valves found in arteries. They allow water to flow inwards but it prevents water from returning to the outside world unless sent out orally. Thus, the Squirtle is able to absorb a great deal of water from a body of water while swimming. As it grows, its body size increases but its storage capacity remains the same. As a Wartortle, its size remains very much the same with the same high pressure allowing water to move quickly and forcefully. However, if it evolves into a Blastoise, its shell size vastly increases and lowers its water pressure to only about 5.3*10^7 Newtons per square meter, or 7683 psi. This, although it may still seem strong, it very weak and stoppable by a mere steel bar. Thus, in order to retain its power, it grows cannons which are able to fire jets of water outwards at a much higher pressure then when it was a child. Add to that a Blastoise's weight, it becomes a very formidable enemy and a powerful ally to have.

Now a mega gallon of water weighs 3.7*10^6 kilograms, a very cumbersome weight to carry. Of course, a Squirtle has been seen being carried by a human, so there must be some sort of a magical way to store the water that neutralizes its weight. The pressure placed on the water in such a small place is more than sufficient to turn it into solid ice despite the lack of the lack of temperature. However, the pressure further compresses the water into a Bose-Einstein condensate. While in this state of matter, the water occupies a space comparable to a singularity. It reverts back to a liquid, and its apparent mass is greatly cut. It also has superviscosity as well as superconductivity. The superconductivity is not important here, but the superviscosity allows the water to move frictionlessly through the Squirtle's body, saving it from burns from the extreme heat that would have been caused. The loss of its apparent mass allows a Squirtle to remain light, as well as a Wartortle. When it grows into adulthood, the shell pressure is not sufficient to turn all of the ice into Bose-Einstein, but some of the water still remains in this state. Ice does not lose weight, so a Blastoise is very heavy, but it can still forcefully fire the Bose-Einstein H₂O.

Of course, the blue skin has yet to be explained. Humans have red blood, therefore our skin takes a reddish tinge. However, skin color varies, and as skin is very thick and opaque, the red blood is faint. A Crusta Carapuce, however, has very thin skin. It also lacks hemoglobin and instead uses a copper based compound to carry oxygen. As copper-oxide has a blue color and as the skin is nearly transparent, the Crusta Carapuce has skin that appears to be blue. After some tests on fortitite, it was found that this mineral also burns with a blue flame. Thus, it is hypothesized that the shell of a Crusta Carapuce is made of copper atoms in a specific structure making a strong alloy. The cannons on a Blastoise may also be composed of a different copper based compound with certain metals added to prevent rust.

When a Blastoise is fertile, its shell plates may turn into eggs. The eggs drop off out of the shell and eventually hatch into baby Squirtles. Some of the egg remains unbroken when the Squirtle hatches, and this constitutes the entirety of the Squirtle shell at birth. Of course, the part of the Blastoise shell that fell off will eventually grow back, allowing Blastoises to have many children.

Section X, XI, XII - Caterpie, Metapod, Butterfree

Sometimes, pokemon evolution may cause a much more drastic change in appearance. The Vermis Papilusion is a great example of this. The species as a child, is a green elongated segmented being. It's body is divided into 7 segments, the first being its head, then the next 5 are body divisions that are marked on their sides with circles and have a yellow underside. The first two of these divisions have 2 small orbs on each of them that serve as the Caperpie's feet. At the end of the Caterpie's body is a yellow ellipsoid that serves as a storage for silk. As a Caterpie, it is capable only of hurling itself at an opponent and shooting sticky silk that envolops an enemy. However, it can shoot much more silk than the volume of its body can hold. The reason for this is that the silk in its tail must first react with oxygen before becoming sticky. The oxygen in the air actually makes up the majority of the weight and volume of the resulting string shot. It also has a red osmeterium which can emit a bad smell when it's scared to disgust its predators. As a child, it is very weak and must eat to store enough energy to undergo metamorphosis. If it eats enough and has enough experience with shooting its silk, it can cover itself with its silk and when it hardens, it becomes an adolescent Metapod.

Metapod is totally immobile, and is only able to harden the silk further. However, it is possible to allow it to use tackle if the arena is rigged beforehand. For example, a child named Bugsy possesses a Metapod that seemingly is able to use tackle. However, upon closer examination, it was discovered that this was because as a child, he had the Caterpie shoot its string around the forest and create a web. This allowed Caterpie to evolve sooner as it has more experience with shooting string, and the Metapod is able to move along these string paths at a high velocity to make it appear as if it is using a tackle attack. Also, when a Caterpie decides it is time to become a Metapod, it will usually try to move to an area with high altitude. This serves two purposes. The first is that if it in danger or if it wishes to shield a friend below it, it may sever the silk that connects it to wherever it is hanging from to fall to the ground. Secondly, when it hatches and evolves into a Butterfree, it may easily fly away without damaging anything while rising. Things it may destroy include trees and buildings, especially if it has recently taken a handful of Mystery Candy Complete pills.

Eventually, the silk passes its expiration date. It cracks. Soon after, it all disintegrates into dust, revealing what the Caterpie has longed to be for its entire life. A flash of brilliant red eyes, a fine contrast in its white wings having black markings, blue legs as well as a blue nose, and an hourglasslike purple body. A Butterfree. Now free from being grounded, it may now fly wherever it pleases and consume what ever butter it may find. Except that Butterfrees don't eat butter. It does eat honey though. Regardless, it possesses scales on the front of its wings, which contain remnants of the Metapod shell it hatched from. Upon beating its wings, it may shake off some of these scales. When the back of the scales come in contact with air, they disintegrate into powder, which contains traces of certain toxins. Side effects of inhalation may include sleep, poison, and paralysis. Its silk producing glands are now located in its wings, so as long as it lives, it will continue to produce these scales. It can also use its quick wingbeat to create gusts and whirlwinds. Furthermore, it can emit very annoying and high pitched sounds, such as a supersonic wave and an incessant buzzing. Lastly, its psychic powers enable it to make a psychic beam, or a psybeam for short. It can also tamper around with its foe's mind and cause confusion.

Once a year, the Butterfrees gather to mate in a certain place. They then fly across the ocean to lay their eggs. They are unable to eat along their journey as there are no available flowers or bee nests to take honey from. They must fast for a number of weeks before they reach their destination and lay eggs. As they are egg laying, they use all of their remaining energy producing the eggs, and die for the sake of furthering their race. The Caterpies eventually hatch, and continue this cycle.

Section XIII, XIV, XV - Weedle, Kakuna, Beedrill

The Concero-Spiculum Dardargnan is a close relative of the Vermis Papilusion. There are a few differences though. For example, the child or the Weedle is distinguished from a Caterpie by its two stingers, 8 segments, and 16 legs. It is also covered by short brown hairs. It is also much lighter than a Caterpie, so if it tries to tackle something, it will not do very much. In fact, as the bonds holding its segments together are so weak, to try to tackle something may result in its death. To make up for this, it can use its head stinger to sting enemies with poison. Like Caterpie, it is also capable of shooting silk stored in its back stinger.

When it becomes skilled enough at shooting silk, it will create a Metapod for itself, except that it takes a more yellowish color. This is known as a Kakuna. Kakunas have a small barb protruding just under their head, allowing them to hang onto trees while waiting to become an adult. The yellow coloring on a Kakuna is used to scare predators away so they don't get attacked while vulnerable. It also has eye-like markings on its head, so that pokemon will avoid it, thinking if they are seen by it, a Beedrill hatching from it will remember seeing it and attack it. Furthermore, the Kakunas gather in groups to evolve, so that their numbers scare away any predator. While a Kakuna, some very major changes begin to happen to the Weedle's body. Its 8 segments and 2 stingers are dismantled and jumbled. Although most pokemon would die if they are dissected, the Kakuna's shell secretes a certain hormone that puts the Weedle to sleep, and keeps it alive. The brownish coloring is absorbed into the shell in a striped pattern. The stingers move to the sides and grow much bigger in size, while the segments take a vertical pattern. Fibers from the short hairs on the Weedle come together in the back to form wings. When everything finally comes back together, the Kakuna is ready to hatch in to a Beedrill.

When it hatches, a break opens in the back of the shell. The flying pokemon exits through this crack and opens its wings for the first time. The outer part of the shell falls off, but the inner part of the shell becomes the Beedrill's skin, giving it a yellow and black striped pattern on its body. The stingers are now attached to its arms, and are both coated in poison. However, their eyes are not very developed, and thus they have sub-par vision. An example of this terrible vision is seen when they mistaken a green Metapod for a yellow Kakuna. In addition to bad sight, it can not hear very well while flying. Its stingers, being made of metals, are very heavy so it must beat its wings very quickly to stay in flight. The wingbeat is so fast, it deflects sound waves. Although this is bad when trying to detect predators, it may be used as a defense mechanism as it can avoid going deaf from loud noises or falling asleep from singing.

To make up for its defective senses, this pokemon hunts in groups to take an advantage in numbers. They also have not only their twin-needles, which they are named after, but also their tail stinger. The Beedrill is also very fast, so if prey gets spotted by it, there is nearly no chance of escape. In the case that some prey does manage to escape after getting stabbed by the stingers, it won't get very far, as the poison will eventually take it out. Therefore, it is noted that this is an extremely dangerous pokemon, and one should not attempt to anger it. Even capturing a baby Weedle may anger a swarm of them into attacking.

A theory has been proposed that the poison on the needles is actually a destructive strain of Clostridium Tetani, living in the metal. When a foe is stabbed, this bacteria gets into the enemy's bloodstream, causing severe tetanus. The tetanus eats away at the tissue, and will cause paralysis, and later death. This theory has not been verified yet, but it seems very probable, as there appears to be no other way for poison to be secreted on a metal appendage.

Section XVI, XVII, XVIII - Pidgey, Pidgeotto, Pidgeot

When a pigeon is unobserved by observers, it is capable of shape-shifting into an Avis Roucoups. Although we cannot directly detect these Pokemon, their effects on the world are easily seen. For example, the Avis Roucoups can defecate in the air, while flying, such that it lands on the windshield of a car, however, when one looks up to the sky, no bird is seen. Only something travelling at high speeds can move this quickly. An adult Pidgeot is able to move at Mach 2 speeds, which makes something like this possible. That said, the Avis Roucoups is probably the most boring of Pokemon, as it changes very little from the moment it hatches from an egg to when it becomes an adult.

As a child, it is not very powerful and very common. In fact, being the most common bird pokemon in certain places, cuckoo clocks commonly use the Pidgey. They are surprisingly peaceful, usually running away from enemies, but like any pokemon, if they get an adrenaline rush from being trapped, they will be very dangerous and vicious. Some of its defenses include kicking up sand, summoning a strong wind to blow a foe away, shedding feathers to make a foe weaker, or summon a tailwind to fly away quickly. When sufficiently angered, it can throw itself against an enemy, hit an enemy with its wing, or even slash the air to throw it. It also never gets lost due to an inner compass, meaning it is ideal as a mail carrier.

When it becomes an adolescent Pidgeotto, the melanin in its tail feathers peels off like the chlorophyll in leaves during fall. Revealed is are the brilliant colors that used to be hidden, red and yellow. It begins to grow red hair on its head, and it is faster and stronger than it was as a child Pidgey. Other changes that occur are unimportant.

When the Avis Roucoups finally reaches adulthood, its feathers become longer and it is much faster, able to fly at twice the speed of sound. Its sharp eyes allow it to spot a small fish in water from over half a mile in the air. Other than that, there are no changes.

Thus, it is clear the Avis Roucoups is not one of the more interesting pokemon, but there is one more important quality that a child Pidgey possesses. That is as a food. Like most birds, baby Pidgeys can be roasted and although not as healthy as the Sperma Florizarre, few dispute that they taste much better.

Now, every pokemon upon birth, may be born with a rare skin condition that afflicts them for life. In the case of the Avis Roucoups, the color producing glands on the feathers mutate and become less functional causing a lighter, more yellowish coloring in the feathers. The general term used to describe this skin condition is shinyness, and it is estimated that only one in every 8192 pokemon possess this condition. The skin condition of the Avis Roucoups is also passed into the visual world as seen in the Spinus tristus, rather than more common Pidgeys, for example the Fringilla coelebs. Because of the extreme rarity of the Spinus tristus, many bird catchers may drop everything out of their minds upon seeing one. This is known as SPS (Shiny Pidgey Syndrome). There has recently been an outburst in SPS cases, which has brought mixed opinions from both the medical community and concerned civilians. Some speculate that the color yellow stimulates a part of the brain such that with the addition of seeing something fly, a psychological condition known as flow is triggered, due to increased processing. Scientific studies have already shown that simply the sight of the color yellow may create sudden increases in happiness in the brain, adding to the credibility of this claim.

Section XIX, XX -- Rattata, Raticate

The Muris Ratticarl is a very FEARed pokemon due to their teeth, but they are also very common, like the Avis Roucoups. Now before delving into the specifics of this amazing pokemon, a bit of history is required to be misunderstood. Prior to the beginning of cities and great civilizations, pokemon trusted humans and allowed themselves to be seen. This was also about the time of the origin of karate and the multicolored belts. The order happens to begin at white, progress through numerous colors, then eventually hit purple, immediately after which it is brown. The ordering of colors is not random, and there was a reason purple immediately precedes brown.

See, long ago, there was a race. Twelve different animals participated in it, one of which being the Muris Ratticarl. The winner would be honored by having one's colors represented in martial arts for eternity. Karate had very recently been invented, and the colors of the belts had yet to be decided. Naturally, every animal wanted to win. One wanted so much to win, that it cheated in order to get its colors known to everyone in the future years. That cheater was none other than our little child Rattata who, by the way, has purple fur in its back. Of course, little Rattata didn't stay a child very long, and its hair began to turn brown, it became much stronger, and it was decided that Raticate's color too, should be honored. Thus, brown came to proceed purple as a belt color.

Of course, brown isn't really a good color to end on. White, good, black, good, brown, you've got to be out of your mind. So later on, it was decided that eye color would be used to determine the colors of the next two belts. As the baby Rattata possesses red eyes and the matured Raticate has black eyes, the final four belts of karate are purple, brown, red, and lastly, black.

End of history lesson. We've still yet to explain why the fur changes purple to brown, and eyes change red to black. Now, the Rattata has a special gland that adds a yellowish color to its fur. Usually, this gland is blocked, but as it reaches adulthood, the fur begins to take on the yellowish color. Traces of purple remain, and when the colors mix, a light brown color is created. Occasionally, the Rattata is born with a birth defect that activates the glands right away, so its fur starts with a yellowish color.

Additionally, upon reaching adulthood, bottom teeth begin to appear. This is fairly easy to explain why, for as the Muris Ratticarl has extremely strong jaws, it will destroy its teeth if they never grow back. For this reason, its teeth must continuously grow, and be very durable and possess significant size. As a child, its mouth is not big enough to contain both top and bottom teeth, so it initially has only top teeth, the most necessary to chew and defend itself. If it also possessed bottom teeth, it would be unable to close its mouth, rendering it unable to chew, therefore making it starve. Thus, it must wait until fully evolved as a Raticate in order to have bottom teeth. Of course, it's still fully capable of making use of its teeth, which aren't necessarily sharp, but they still rate pretty high on the Moh's Scale, at least compared to anything it could possibly want to bite. Ranking up there with quartz, if the Muris Raticarlwants to eat brick, it will succeed. The teeth aren't used only for eating, they will easily end the life of almost anything meeting their tips.

The final important transformation occurring during evolution is done to the tail and appendages, in which hair is lost, and the tail becomes segmented and straighter. This is done because as more hair is grown as an adult, more body heat will be generated, and the fur-less tail gives a method of heat loss. The segments allow the tail to move in different directions, allowing for a better balance when hunting prey as well.

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