♟ Name / Nickname: CaroDragonX (because Caro-Kann + dragon = chaos)
♛ Favorite Opening: Caro-Kann, but I’ll pretend it’s a surprise.
♜ Style: [✓] Tactical chaos [ ] Positional grind [✓] “Hope chess”
♞ Strength: I can spot forks… after they happen.
♟ Weakness: Bishops. I always forget they go that far.
♚ Favorite Chess Piece: Knight — because it moves like my brain: unpredictable.
♕ Best Checkmate I’ve Ever Done: Smothered mate while my opponent spammed “???” in chat.
♝ Biggest Blunder: Hanging my queen in the first three moves.
🕐 Preferred Time Control: Bullet — because thinking is overrated.
📈 Current Goal: Reach 2000 blitz… or at least 2000 memes.
🎯 Motto: “If it’s protected, sacrifice it anyway.”

20 Things I Know About You

You once hung mate in one… and didn’t see it.
You’ve “accidentally” played Bongcloud more than once.
You said “gg” only when you won.
You’ve rage-uninstalled Chess.com… and reinstalled it 10 minutes later.
You’ve tried Fool’s Mate on a 1200 and failed.
You’ve called your opponent “lucky” for spotting your blunder.
You’ve studied endgames for hours… then blundered in the first 5 moves.
You’ve blamed the mouse for what your brain did.
You play “for fun” but still cry over rating loss.
You’ve checked your opponent’s country just to roast their flag.
You’ve made 8 pawn moves before developing a piece.
You’ve gotten mated by a knight and bishop… and said it was “lame.”
You’ve pre-moved against a 400 and still lost.
You’ve played “just one more game” until 3 AM.
You’ve flagged someone on purpose with a smug smile.
You’ve offered a draw in a completely lost position.
You’ve mouse-slipped mate… and pretended you “were experimenting.”
You’ve called an opening “trash” after losing to it twice.
You’ve tried to look smart by saying “Stockfish agrees with me.”
You’re still reading this list because you know it’s all true.

Anyways, these are some pretty cool background that I used

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don't scroll down, you would not wanna see what is down there

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don’t scroll down, it will waste your time

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I told you, there is nothing here…