Want to know some stuff?

My age is a number

I have no life

I am a boy

I am a nerd 🤓

I love math

I play chess

I touch grass enough

I think I am human

I live in the universe

I am not 10000000000

These are 28 things that I know about you:

☆ 1. You're reading this.

☆ 2. You're a human.

☆ 3. You can't say the letter L without separating your lips.

☆ 4. You've just attempted to do it.

☆ 6. You're laughing at yourself.

☆ 7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.

☆ 8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

☆ 9. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too.

☆ 10. Now see who else falls for it too.

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Look at this picture:

☆ 12. This picture is not moving but also is…

☆ 13. There is another problem… can you find it?

☆ 14. Did you just try to scroll back up?

☆ 15. 1+1=2. What is the mistake.

☆ 16. The mistake was the missing question mark. If you were correct you have a big brain.

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☆ 17. I am behind you 🫵

☆ 18. I just blowed your mind for 0.1 seconds.

☆ 19. Did you pass these 19 questions/sentences so far?

☆ 20. Did you enjoy? If you did, send me a friend request and join my fun active club, which is at the top of this bio.

☆ 21. There was an odd emoji in the arrow above. ⬆️

☆ 22. I bet you scrolled up again!

☆ 23. My tissue fell in a book which exploded into a truck that fell from a transparent cliff that led to a beehive which was full of cheesy rice that got infected by pollen that was spread from a horse that was crying because its mane was trimmed by a bat wrong, so I put this text here.

☆ 24. There was a missing number 11. Did you know?

☆ 25. You just scrolled up lol. 😂

☆ 26. Clap for one and a half times.

☆ 27. This is how to make people successfully waste 2 minutes of their life. 😂

Goals...

Get to 800 in bughouse

Get to at least 700 in Rapid

Help me get to 100 followers and 200 views plz...

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