I... am Steve... Boooooooom!!! 😝.

All time best opening in chess history!!!!!!!!! 😁

I love chess and other games if I am not online I am either playing Fortnite, playing my guitar, studying, doing Duolinguo, reading, math, building legos, MUCH MORE or doing things with my friends.

Erm...Not Excuses!
Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work, so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that adds up to 122 days, so now we're left with 141 days. If we fool around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, which takes away 15 days more, and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence, you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed

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Friends vs Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents' Dad/Mom

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FRIENDS: Will read this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did LOLYou don't think it, but I know something about you:

1.☆You are a human.

2.☆You are interested in me and clicked on "more"

3.☆You play chess on chess.com and you are online right now.

4.☆You once were a baby.

5.☆I know were you live:

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You live somewhere on this map.🙀

6 6.☆ You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.

7.☆You just tried it and laughed at yourself.🤣

9.☆ ⚠️I am behind you!👉⚠️❗❗

10.☆ You believed it for 0,1 seconds.

11.☆ You skipped number 8. and have a smile on your face.😉

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13.☆ This picture is not moving...

14.☆ But there is also another problem...

15.☆ Did you tried to scroll up?⬆️

16. ☆ 174582÷58733=2,9724686292. What is wrong.

17.☆ You just used a calculator🤭.

18.☆ The wrong thing is the missing question mark. If you saw it you have a big🧠⚡🧠 brain. And if you didn't use a calculator you have very a big brain🧠⚡🧠⚡🧠⚡🧠❗❗❗

19.☆ There wasn't a number 12. and you didn't see it.🤣

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20.☆ If you read this you have to do 1000 push ups.

21.☆ I also know that you read it😂.

22.☆ There is another problem... can you find it?

23☆ Scroll a little up and you may see it if you haven't.

24.☆ I know, that you didn't pass every question.

☆25. Every strip in the picture is equally thick at every point...

26.☆ But there are three other problems... can you find them?

27.☆ You tried lo look on the picture, but the problem isn't in the picture.

28.☆ You didn't find every problem

29.☆ Problem 1: after number 23 isn't a " . " I wrote 23☆ not 23.☆

Problem 2: I wrote number 25 so: ☆25.

30.☆ You scrolled up to see if i really wrote "23☆" and ☆25

31.☆ I put lo instead of to in number 27.

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31.☆ What did you see first? The column or the people? Say it me!

32.☆ I also know that you would not do it before I wrote number 32

33.☆ If you are a SA in a Club join my Club only for SA's!

34.☆ You can send me a friend request now and I will probably accept it.

35.☆ Have you already found the problem? If you haven't scroll up to the arrow⬆️.

36. There was another emoji😂

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Have a Great Day, and win your next game!

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