Please make sure I know you before sending a friend request :D

Wall of Fame:

https://variants.world/posts/1519 (Accepted variant let's goooooo)

NCV tester on 24th June 2025

Pocket chess creation on 1st January 2025

TestLab creation somewhere around March 2025

FINALLY 1300 RAPID THAT TOOK AN UNGODLY AMOUNT OF TIME

Aight this is my profile. (Update: I moved from Fish Alley down to Barnacle Street, it’s a much better neighborhood) (Update Update: Updates will be frequent becoz wai knot) (Update Update Update: ok nevermind)

Also what I have 900 views lol (edit: 1k views?!?) (edit #2: 1.1k views??!?) (edit #3: 1.2k views!!?!)(edit #4: 1.4k views!!???!)

I should probably introduce myself....

Sup, I'm VishTheFish771, player on chess.com since 2017. I'm an avid variant creator and player and not so bad at it if I say so myself. I don't accept friend requests too often but give me a message if you ever feel bored and want to chat!

Also if you hear somewhere that I’m a NCV tester it’s probably true but idk.

Don't send me a reward (reverse psychology, what can I say.)

Only 2 more words before the madness of my profile...
"WISCONSIN JUMPSCARE!!!"

“Welcome to the inner machinations of my mind “~Grian

“We shall see.” ~@imchesspro0930

“WISCONSIN JUMPSCARE!” ~@Chye3mc

“Gukesh is actually brain rot” ~@ChessmasterGS (don’t ask me)

”They say nothing is impossible, but you do nothing every day.” ~ @Quicksilver_13

”I will make you a CGA” ~@JKcheesechess out of context words

”if you beat me in standard chess.” ~@JKcheesechess with considerably more context
(R. I. P. JKCheeseChess)

”How did you beat me in VC?!?” ~@John_15-13 reaction after I beat him in VC

”lol”~@yx-aynerik789
(15th July 2025 update: To be fair, yx says “aw” a lot more)

”Just look at the flag”~@Dan-Kyu_system

”Trump may not be a problem for your country, but it is for mine.” ~@Nowellokay (basic gist)

” *Writes an entire essay on why a UR variant is bad” ~@Qtsesc

*Does a geno run on me @ofbubbles">-@ofbubbles

*Quotes a grandmaster ~My coach, @Farrukh_Amonatov

"I foresaw the future before you." ~@TimeVeteran

"Marker is bad, Chye. Use Tax Return Document instead!" ~@2bHNST

"I'm more bored than you"
"But I'm board not bored"
~Orange and me talking (A friend of mine, who I'll call Orange to respect his privacy n stuff)

"Life is a potato." ~Me

"I hope CSK loses the IPL to RCB and not PBKS" ~A friend of mine

"a good variant should write description itself" ~@mistmint

“hi lol” ~@BN1208

“This guy just copies whatever I say”~@ChessmasterGS in reference to me

“ok” ~@samuelysfung

“- -1” ~@Dan-kyu_system

“I’m 2200 for a reason.” ~@ChocoCaramelPawn
(Context: We’re playing 4p and he teams up with right side person to mate me and somehow comes first place)

"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a...
uhh how did the rest of it go again?" ~Friend of mine

“Pinterest is better than reddit” ~Friend of mine

”When will Vish stop being so smart” ~A random friend of mine (this is a nicer version of what he said)

Achievements:-

-Holey Potato I didn’t see this coming but here you go- https://variants.world/posts/1519
(That, folks, is an accepted variant.)

-Eight years in chess.com 🥳

-Around 1650 FIDE rapid rating (All I’ll say is- don’t trust my chess.com rating…)

-I’ve beaten the 1st place in EM twice, 1st place in VC once and come first in a RAJI game with 2 2400s

Sup guys I'm VishTheFish771 I've been playing chess since the spring of 2017 (loooooooong time) and if I do say so myself i aint half bad at it

Uh well I guess I’ll say some stuff Im interested in? Let’s give it a shot-

1.Surprise, surprise- chess!

2. Table tennis

3. Reading (to the point of obsession)

4. Minecraft (because why not)

5. Undertale (I’ve never played but I love the storyline)

6. Deltarune because why not as well

7. Miscellaneous foods

8. Saying random words that have no use and were probably created to annoy English speakers (ex-antidisestablishmentaianism, hippomonstrasesqudepplaphobia)

9. Watching cricket

10. Throwball (literally no one else does this)

Wow I managed to reach 10, I’m proud of myself

Anyways why are you still here go do something

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Ok well since you’re here, here’s a free cookie 🍪