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I KNOW 10 THINGS ABOUT YOU
1. You are reading this
2. You are human
3. You can't say the letter "p" without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too
10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too

Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛrɪpped? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. - Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. - Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏoᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. - Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. - Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ɪn your profile ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡill.

Don't care about animal cruelty? Well, you should! Every sixty seconds one animal suffers abuse. Don't think "At least they don't die, right?" because they do. Every year in just the USA, over 10 million animals die from abuse. Wanna know something even worse? Animals are tortured and killed, and about 97% of them are farm animals. Speaking of torture, what about lab experiments? Well, every year, over 115 million animals are used in experiments around the world. Approximately 75,000 dogs are tortured in US labs every year. Also in the US are more than 10,000 puppy mills. Don't know what a puppy mill is? They are places where female dogs are pressured to make puppies, then the puppies stay in overcrowded places where the puppies are likely to get sick. Another animal that is special is elephants, who have ivory tusks so that makes them very valuable to poachers. Between 35,000-50,000 are poached every year. In the 21st century, there are more elephants being poached than being born. What about the animals in the ocean? Well, over 100 million sharks are killed every year illegally, mainly for shark fin soup. Now, one last thing. Cages. What happens when cages and animals mix? Well, if you add in the circus, you find out that circus animals spend 96% of their lives in cages. Imagine being stuck in a cage your entire life, letting people gawk at you. Copy this and put it in your profile if you want to spread the word about animal cruelty.

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.

Global warming is when greenhouse gases warm up the earth, thus the name: Global warming. This might not seem very important and boring. But it isn't important and it isn't boring. And here's why: The earth warming is causing the arctic ice to melt. This is causing the sea levels to rise. Do you know how much ice there is on earth? Think of Russia. Tons. Of. Snow. Think of Antarctica. Even. More. Snow. Think of the North Pole. More ice! The world is covered with more ice than we think there is. And all of that ice is going to melt due to global warming.

All.

Of.

The.

Ice.

Unless we stop global warming. But what's so bad about ice melting? The ice melting is causing the sea levels to rise. But more water means more rain. And more rain means... still not getting my drift? More hurricanes. Or rather: more humancanes. Why am I calling this a humancane? Good question. Because we are causing global warming. We drive cars that emit Co2, a greenhouse gas that can warm up the earth.

Now, if you're an animal lover like myself, global warming might be more dismaying. Because hurricanes can kill animals, such as dogs, and cats, and... and... other animals. Also, the artic ice melting is very back for animals that are used to the ice and snow. Such as wolves. And arctic foxes. And polar bears. And penguins. And they are dying because of global warming. But animals such as crocodiles who live in the tropics are still affected. If the earth keeps warming up, well then it's going to be hot for everyone. Eventually, the earth will become unlivable.

Unlivable.

Yes, you read right. Unlivable. And we have to stop this. Now. But another thing is causing global warming. Yes, another thing. Deforestation. Trees breathe in greenhouse gases. And if we're cutting down trees, there's no one that can breathe in all that greenhouse gasIf you are worried about global warming and want to spread the word so that others know about this, then you can copy and paste this and put it on your profile.

1. You are human

2. You are reading this.

3. You are already bored of this, because you saw it in 10 other people's profiles.

4. You didn’t notice I skipped 3.

5. You just went to check.

7. You realized that I was lying.

8. Where is 6?

9. Yep, that time it was real.

10. You are laughing at yourself.

11. Did you notice that I started at 2?

12. Yeah, you went back again.

13. I know you did, don’t pretend.

Bye!

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