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Titled Player                                                       Pickle Master

Titled Player                  Best Chess Player from Outer Space

Titled Player                                           Titled but not titled Master

Titled Player                                 Good results against CMs (1.5/4)

Titled Player                    Embarrassing my coach in a tournament

Titled Player                    2-time U10 Chess Champion in my state

Titled Player       U12 Chess Champion in my state (when I was 8)

Titled Player             3-time Chess Champion in my city age group

If you want to get a quote for your club I am good for that. Also if your club is doing well and you become a good friend (sometimes more), I might put you on the "Clubs I Believe In From the Bottom of My Heart". Of course, you should definitely join. Now, of course I'm not only going to put clubs I am owner or sa of.

Clubs I Believe In From the Bottom of My Heart:

The Club of Brilliant Moves and Tactics

https://www.chess.com/club/the-club-of-brilliant-moves-and-tactics 

The Bananas - Vote Chess and More

https://www.chess.com/club/the-bananas-vote-chess-and-more

Some Random Club

https://www.chess.com/club/some-random-club-1 

My description is long but read till the end. maybe im joking maybe

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give up yet?

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nothing to see at the end

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I give up you win

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Or do I??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

its not easy to defeat me

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maybe not such a smart one

Picklesweat!f.

Firstly:

I KNOW 10 THINGS ABOUT YOU
1. You are reading this
2. You are human (probably i am exception)
3. You can't say the letter "p" without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too
10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too

Some Random Person...

Where the Brilliancy Never Ends...

Right here... (The place where the brilliancy never ends) https://www.chess.com/club/the-club-of-brilliant-moves-and-tactics (99.99% of you will not join i think and prove me wrong if you think im being too pessimistic) and pls join for 10 trophies from me. (Just PM me that you joined through my profile)

Playing chess with Ryan...

Right here here

I'm back...

Right here... https://www.chess.com/club/we-are-back (pls join)

Having a pizza party...

Right here... https://www.chess.com/club/pizza-party

I am a puzzle patzer

Breaking all logical rules...

It's just natural...

I am an alien...

Activity: I am always called a toddler because I am 2 years old. I am not offended by the reason. Why am I 2-years-old? (No one has solved it yet so PM me the answer for 5 trophies).

30 followers

around 1600 points (probably a lot more soon)

22 friends

over 25 clubs

feel free to ask me to partner clubs as long as you are over 100 members. My club has around 300 members and is 3 months old.

I cannot see friend requests so you must alert me or somehow lure me into looking at your profile

Thank you everyone who has helped me build confidence and encourage me throughout our chess journey! I will return the favour someday - trust me.

I am from the planet called apwofijepofy on the Darker Side of the Universe. Yes, it sounds weird. I live in Pickland. If you want to learn the language there, I'll teach you a few words so just pm me.

Favourite Puzzles:

                                                                     #1

                                                                      #2

                                                                           #3

                                                                             #4

                                                                             #5

My club:

Club of Brilliant Moves and Tactics

Leaderboard T1 2022 (Finished):

leTal: 998

ChessSBM: 719

vii11603: 440

BillBelichick01: 430

Friend Graveyard:

ChessSBM

ChessSBM was a nice member of chess.com and was always participating in my club's activities. It was sad that he closed his account.

Reborn:

leTal

Around June, leTal closed his account. He was a major contributor to my club and I missed him a lot. However, at the end of July, he came back to life! I am so happy that he came back to chess.com. I know that he has taken numerous risks and challenges (the biggest one is probably speaking a different language).

Secret code language (solve this to earn something):

a=3

b=4

c=_

moroeht suorogahtyp

Quest:

(uop elkcup)rettelts1hsilgne+_

PM me the correct answer if you think you can solve it (i doubt).

I think the chance of you solving is less than 0.001%

One of my friends almost got it and messed up the last bit of the quest There's only 3 chances to get the right answer.

Best Win Streak: 19 (17/08/22) - Lasted 1 day 12 hours (Playing time: 80 mins)

Clubs:

Firstly, I can be a good admin in clubs, but don't bother inviting me to your club unless you are going to request my contribution.

Likelihood of me leaving random club: 80%

Likelihood of me leaving partner club: 30%

Likelihood of me leaving random club where I have value: 15%

Likelihood of me leaving partner club where I have value: 1%

Likelihood of me leaving famous club: 2%

Likelihood of me leaving friend's club: 20%

Criteria for inviting me:

1. Give me a job

2. Club must have 150+ members

3. Club must not be inappropriate

4. Club must not have mean members

I am available for jobs in 2 more clubs

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study. 
Teacher: Class dismissed. 

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you lost lol

and you got rickrolled

never gonna give you up

never gonna let you down

never gonna tell a lie

and hurt you

(my part)

never gonna rickroll you

like totally

I'm gonna suicide

you watch me