Raining Cats and Dogs

Anyone let me know if i am doing something wrong and please be nice about it.

I know 10 things about you.  

1. You are human. 2. You are reading this. 3. You can't say the word cat without separating your lips. 4. You just tried to do it. 6. You are laughing at your self. 7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8. You checked to see if there was a number 5.    9. You are now laughing at yourself because everyone else for it.