If you've ever played and loved the brilliant game of Zork, you're welcome here.* Our numbers are small, admittedly, but luckily, we're not planning on an anti-game-console revolution. We're just here to pay tribute to the dark caverns, vague descriptions, genius puzzles, and the sense of wonder that Zork has invoked for the last 50 years, across several generations. Oh, and maybe play some chess, too.

If you want to join, just DM me the item the troll drops once slain. If you haven't made it to that point, I recommend playing some more. If you have no desire to play anymore, I don't recommend this club. If this sounds great to you, then come along. Your greatest adventure lies ahead. And below.

*(unless you somehow make yourself unwelcome.)