Hi! My name is Infernal Checkmate So lets begin with my bio!

Please join my club: https://www.chess.com/club/the-eh-club

I LOVE FRIENDS SO Please do friend me!!

Chess Traits:

Playing Style: Pretty Positional and Sometimes likes to trade.

Favorite opening with White: Queens Gambit

Favorite opening with Black: I should stop telling you before you use your "good" opening prep on me!

Best Achievement in OTB chess: I almost won against an 2000 rated

Other chess websites which you can find me:

Lichess: EricHuang1012

Chessable: MasterEric1012

Chess Tempo: erichuang1012

USCF: Yueze Huang

FIDE: Yueze Huang

If you are wondering why It is Yueze instead of Eric, it is because I go by Eric and Yueze is my chinese name!

Procrastination Elo: 2300

Cooking Elo: 700 (microwave main)

Sarcasm Elo: 2800

Staring at the board dramatically Elo: maxed out

Now time for some cooldudes

@tadpolechess32

He is a good friend to play chess with and a good bughouse partner. CoolDude Approved✅

@Ishaanharsha

He is a nice and funny friend to talk to and play chess with. Really good at bullet and pretty good at regular chess. CoolDude Approved✅

@YOURKINGWILLFALL4SURE

A person that will crush your king and destroy it. Goofy Ahh + Funny + CoolDude

@BackInTheGame2026

Guess who's back?

Back Again!

Lucas's back!

Tell a friend! So anyway, he was banned for no reason and now he's back. CoolDude Approved✅

I have a present for all of you! Here (Just click on the present) https://r.mtdv.me/giveaways/thankyousomuch

Daily life Annoyances:

Slow Wi-Fi – Especially when you’re in the middle of something important.
Forgetting Something at Home – Like your phone, wallet, or keys, and realizing it too late.
Traffic Jams – When you're in a hurry, but everyone else seems to be on the road too.
Spilling Coffee/Drink on Yourself – Right before a meeting or event.
Dead Phone Battery – When you really need your phone but forgot to charge it.
People Who Walk Too Slowly – And they block the whole sidewalk.
Autocorrect Fails – When it changes something completely different from what you meant.
Losing an Earbud – And you only realize it when you need it the most.
Stepping in Something Gross – Like gum or a puddle with new shoes.
Alarm Not Going Off – And you wake up in a panic, already late.10 more.....
Waiting for Someone Who’s Always Late – And they don’t even apologize.
Random App Crashes – Especially when you haven’t saved your work.
Loud Chewing or Slurping Sounds – Some people just have no volume control.
Getting a Paper Cut – Small, but weirdly painful.
Stepping on a Wet Floor with Socks – Instant regret.
Ads That Are Way Too Loud – Especially when watching something at night.
Dropping Your Food Right Before Eating It – Goodbye, delicious snack.
Forgetting Why You Walked into a Room – Your brain just resets for no reason.
People Who Don’t Hold the Door Open – Even when they clearly see you behind them.
Plastic Packaging That’s Impossible to Open – And you end up using scissors, a knife, or pure frustration.

Next, I will tell you guys chess jokes that will 99.9999999999999999% make you laugh!

Why did the chess player bring a ladder?
Because he heard the competition was on another level!
Why did the king always feel so safe?
Because he had a bunch of knights watching over him!
What’s a chess player’s favorite type of music?
Knightcore.
Why don’t chess players ever get lost?
Because they always follow the right moves!
How does a chess player ask someone out?
“Are you a pawn? Because you just captured my heart.”
Why did the chessboard break up with the pieces?
Because they were too controlling!
Why did the bishop bring a GPS?
Because it always moves diagonally and gets lost!
What do you call a horse that plays chess?
A knight in shining armor!
Why did the chess player go to therapy?
Because he kept sacrificing everything for no reason.
Why did the rook get promoted?
Because it was always going straight to the top!
Why did the pawn refuse to move?
Because it was feeling board.
What do you call a chess master’s favorite workout?
A knight run.
Why did the queen break up with the king?
Because he kept taking her for granted!
What’s a chess player’s favorite drink?
Pawn-granate juice.
Why don’t chess players ever get sunburned?
Because they always stay in the shade!
What did the chessboard say to the reckless player?
“Check yourself before you wreck yourself.”
Why do chess players make terrible comedians?
Because all their jokes are too calculated!
Why did the chess player sit on his hands?
To stop making blunders!
What do you call a chess piece that loves to gamble?
A rookie bettor.
Why was the knight always invited to parties?
Because it knows how to jump into any situation!

If you were one of the 0.0000000000000001% that didn't laugh, GOOD JOB!

Funny & Relatable Chess lines:

"I don’t always blunder, but when I do… it's my queen."
"Playing me is like a free chess lesson—you’ll learn how NOT to play."
"I make my opponent feel like a grandmaster… out of kindness."
"I specialize in turning winning positions into losses."
"My pieces are like my exes… they keep leaving me."
"I play chess like I live my life—full of panic and bad decisions."
"If I think for more than 30 seconds, assume I’m calculating my own doom."
"Blitz? More like Panic Attack Simulator."
"I treat every game like a speedrun to blunderville."
"My biggest opponent? My own overconfidence."
"My opening prep is solid… until move 3."
"GothamChess told me to play the London, but he didn’t tell me how to win with it."
"They say control the center… but have you tried panic-castling instead?"
"I play gambits because I enjoy suffering."
"Tactics win games? Cool. I prefer vibes."
"I lose games, but I never lose hope… well, almost never."
"When in doubt, premove and pray."
"Every time I win on time, I pretend it was skill."
"Chess.com lag is my biggest enemy (totally not my bad moves)."
"I'm not bad at chess, my opponents are just really good at finding my weaknesses!"
“Still trying to figure out why my opponent doesn’t resign when I’m up a pawn.”
“If blundering was a sport, I’d be a grandmaster.”
“My favorite opening is the accidental mouse slip.”
“Played 3000 blitz games. Learned nothing.”
“The only thing I’m consistent at is inconsistency.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll blunder it back.”
“I play better after midnight and worse after every loss.”
“Live. Laugh. Lose on time.”
“Yes, I hung mate in 1. Yes, I’ll do it again.”
“Chess is 10% skill, 90% screaming internally.”
“Coach says I have potential. Opponents say thanks for the free pieces.”
“Opening: solid. Middlegame: fire. Endgame: where’s my king going??”
“I don’t always blunder, but when I do, it’s in a winning position.”
“My opponents fear me until move 12. Then it’s mutual.

Relatable?

TIME FOR FAQS!! (May or may not be fake)

Q: Do you know you're hanging mate?
A: Yes, it’s a strategy.

Q: Why play 1…e5?
A: Peer pressure.

Q: What’s your favorite piece?
A: Whichever one I didn’t just blunder.

Q: What’s your opening repertoire?
A: Chaos.

Q: Why did you sacrifice your queen?
A: Emotionally, I was done with her.

Q: Do you study chess?
A: I study my mistakes… accidentally… every game.

Q: What’s your blitz strategy?
A: Panic, pray, premove.

Q: Are you good at chess?
A: In theory, yes. In practice, no.

Q: Favorite tactic?
A: Hanging a piece and hoping they don’t see it.

Q: Why are you always in time trouble?
A: I like to live on the edge. Also, I forgot it was timed.

Q: How do you handle losing?
A: Passive-aggressively.

Q: Ever beaten a titled player?
A: Once. They disconnected.

Q: What rating are you aiming for?
A: Emotionally? 3000. Realistically? Survival.

Q: Why don’t you resign?
A: Miracles happen.

Q: Why play bullet if you hate it?
A: I like pain.

Q: Are you playing from a cave?
A: No, it’s just my Wi-Fi.

Q: Do you have a coach?
A: Yes. His name is “Stockfish After the Game.”

Funny enough?

I will be adding more to my bio so be sure to come back to check!

InfernalCheckmate