i am a genius ikr lol.thanks to @assassin3752 for the idea.NOW U MUST READ MY WHOLE BORING BIOOO CYA ;D

RICE? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ RICE? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ has TOO LITTLE RICE. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs EATING RICE ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛrɪpped? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ with NO rice -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ RICE. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... he ran OUT of RICE. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs NO RICE. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ description ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ NO RICE. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ RICE will

Hi I’m Ludwig.I have been playing chess since march 2021.got bored during lockdown so i decided to play chess.I loveeee the percy jackson series (encourage ya to go read it).and my favorite song isssss (this is going to take me a while to think about).OK this is way to hard so ill give ya 3 of meh favorite songs: ENDGAME by tay and some other wappers.GODZILLA BY enimemem (mhhh chocolateee) and juicee wrld and shivers by ed. PSSSSS also How long by charlieeeee is good.

JOIN DISSSSS CLUBBBB :https://www.chess.com/club/l-s-ri-e-l-b

My blog:https://www.chess.com/blog/Lud-Blogs

lichess user Lud7

Personal best 3 min (41)https://www.chess.com/puzzles/rush/Lud6969/fWFiE

Personal best 5 min (43)https://www.chess.com/puzzles/rush/Lud6969/Tg9sC

Personal best Survival (52) https://www.chess.com/puzzles/rush/Lud6969/WHd98

nice vid;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZTS4cL4Euo

GOT DA NEW ONION 3000 🥵 🥶 🥵 🥶 🥵 🥶

btw give @babyyoda33 some love