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Hi! I'm Joe King, but you won't get that reference.

Note: Most of the below is stolen from other people's profiles. Enjoy!

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Some Motivational Quotes:

Trying is the first step to failure.

The secret to getting better...is to start out really bad.

Procrastination is something left until tomorrow.

Procrastinators: Leaders of Tomorrow.

The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.

Anyone can do any amount of work providing it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.

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Instructions: read this whole thing. 

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then read the third word in every sentence.