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Glenn
Austin, Texas, United States
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling glacier walls and hang gliding off tall buildings to survey the best urban party spots. I can ride my bicycle up almost any incline without slowing down—the laws of physics do not apply to me. I enjoy entering cliff-diving competitions in Acapulco, Russian Spelling Bees, and NHB origami matches. I once figured out the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. Although not a commercial success, my book “What Your Orchestra Teacher Never Told You About Double Reed Technique: The Oboe and Bassoon Player’s Guide to Dating Beautiful Women” drew enthusiastic praise from both sexes.

As to "why I play Chess," it's simple:  Ladies can't resist a Chess player.  When I meet a girl, the first thing I tell her is that I play Chess.  If said with a somewhat aloof and confident air, it never fails-- try it and see for yourself.

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