A flute with no holes is not a flute....and a donut with no hole is a danish.

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MISLED

So I'm saying....Baby Baby, what's your claim to fame? Got me out of bed, heard you call my name! What's this crazy place you wanna take me to??? Tell me what's the price if I go with you??? My heart, my soul, my love?? Is that the goal?? The thrill...then I will....Hey Miss Led....be for real......

The Warrior

Its Raining Again

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String Along

If She Knew What She Wants

You Can Do Magic

I Don't Want Your Freedom.

Come on, Let's Go!!

KYRIE

SLIP OF THE LIP

ROCK YOU

VACATION

Can we STOP this cruel game!!??? Is it so bad to see somebody happy???!!! So let him move in with you!!!!!!

TIME PASSAGES

Wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes....

Even if it was for just one day?

Don't let your troubles make you cry
Don't waste a moment wondering why
When everything goes wrong
You have to go on
And do it or die

If I had a dollar every time that I swore you off
And a twenty every time that I picked up when you called
And a crisp new Benjamin for when you're here then gone again
And a dollar every time I was right about you after all

Boy I'd be rich, head to toe Prada
Benz in the driveway, yacht in the water
Vegas at the Mandarin, high roller gambling
Me and Diddy drippin' diamonds like Marilyn
No I wouldn't be turning in all your IOU's
Every promise you made me would have some real value
'Cause all the little lies rolling off your lips
Is money falling from the sky (ka-ching, ka-ching) I'd be rich

I know that I oughta find someone new, but all I find is myself always thinking of you.

Just to See you Smile

When you said time was all you really needed
I walked away and let you have your space
Cause leavin' didn't hurt me near as badly
As the tears I saw rollin' down your face
And yesterday I knew just what you wanted
When you came walkin' up to me with him
So I told you that I was happy for you
..........And given the chance, I'd lie again

State of Mind

Got a big leather suitcase, all I own's inside
Seems I've been walkin' for days, can't even bum a ride
Try steppin' to a tune, with the rhythm of a walkin' man
Mind drifts like a big balloon out of my situation at hand
Ain't it funny how a melody can bring back a memory

Completely change your state of mind

What is the acceptable amount of time, after someone drops the N word, that you can bring them back on TV to make cookies?

Your leavin' left me goin' crazy
I'm countin' on a needle to save me
I drop it in the groove
And we go 'round and 'round
And down in a spiral
I guess I really oughta call and thank you
I rediscovered Red Headed Stranger
Got down with old James Brown
And found New Grass Revival
If you find your way back, I owe you a beer
For my record year

Quarter notes and Hank's half time
Are poundin' on this heart of mine
Song to song, I pass my time
With these speakers on ten
Your good and gone keeps me up all night
Along with Songs In The Key Of Life
I'm either gonna get over you
Or I'm gonna blow out my ears
Yeah, you're out there now
Doin' God knows how, and I'm stuck here
Havin' a record year
Yeah, I'm havin' a record year

My Love, She throws me like a rubber ball.........

Out of Your Shoes

Don't Worry, Baby

.......And now.....The Original

TRAIN IN VAIN

Got the sun on my shoulders
And my toes in the sand
My woman's left me for some other man
Aw, but I don't care
I'll just dream and stay tan
Toss up my heart to see where it lands

You're in Ruins

"I guess I really screwed things up for you.". Oh forget it.

You make me wanna die.....but in a nice way, of course.

JENNY, ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!!!!

Lance Armstrong Vs Oprah

I could say so much....but I don't go there, 'cause I don't want to.

One winter's night, an old beggar-woman came to the castle and offered a Prince a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the Prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found from within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful Enchantress. The Prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart.

Sweet Talkin Woman

I've Told Every Little Star

Heart and Soul

Recently, people were asking where I went to all of a sudden....I actually went into the Jehovah's Witness protection program for a while. I went door to door, pretending to be someone else.

Cruel to Be Kind

I don't know about everyone else, but with the football season upon us, I LITERALLY CRAVE yardage ( joking ). I love watching football on TV and listening to the announcers keep us all informed of what kind of yardage was gained in each play..... AND when they announce each player, they make sure to give us the players height and weight every time - CRUCIAL. I crave that data.

"Bob Jones, a six foot four, 300lb senior with 3 yards on the play....WAIT! Wrong player. That was actually Maurice Bleem, a six foot two inch, 240lb sophmore 5 yards on the play........Eeeeeeeeeee BOOOM!!"

HYPHENS. Let's discuss that issue. This is where people don't completely like their spouse's last name, yet don't necessarily want JUST their old name.....so they give themselves TWO last names and stick a hyphen between the two. Folks, PICK A NAME. If you don't like your spouse's name, keep yours. If you don't like yours, then great, stick your spouses name over yours.....BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH!
You're the type of person that gets offered cake at a party and still goes, "But I want pie, too? Is there any pie with the cake???" NO. There is NO PIE WITH THE CAKE!

The Breakup Song

Growing up on a farm as a kid, I built my share of snowmen. At no point, however, did I refer to any of them as Parson Brown.

"The safe word will be 'HHHwaaaISKEY'".

Jay Z is rethinking his union with Beyonce. Evidently the poor guy deals with her spending, spending, spending. The straw that broke the camel's back was when he was making a sandwich and Beyonce wouldn't allow it. She told him he wasn't ready for the jelly.

Rhythm of Love by Scorpions

"Will......I'm sure it's going to be fine..." It's NOT GOING TO BE FINE!@!!! EVER!!!!! IT'S NEVER GOING TO BE FINE!!!

Will Ferrell and the legendary Professor Feathers.........

The Pilgrims and the Indians : "There's nobody here.....*excuse me*...There's Nobody Here!!!!.....Who the frick are these guys????? No, we don't want any of your food, thank you very much! Just put some clothes on!!"

.....and Hitler ended up in ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.....sooooo....that's fun? That was his honeymoon, as well.

"Eva, where should our Honeymoon be?? Ummmm, how 'bout in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire?? Ohhh how romantic, Adolf. "

Friends

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