ArkhamNoir

Hi my name is Arkham, and I'm a chessaholic. People say I'm obsessed. Others say I'm addicted. Some say I'm plain crazy. I say it's simply a case of chessaholism. I was sent to be rehabilitated at Chessaholics Anonymous. All that did was confirm my state of being. When it became apparent that the group sessions weren't helping the situation, I was promptly admitted into an asylum. An institution for the chessically insane. All that did was make me new friends. I really don't know what the big deal is. I mean, I'm not denying I have a problem. I just choose to accept who I am and totally go with it. Besides, this is nothing a cold, smooth game of chess couldn't fix.