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BIGKINAK

BIG K!!!
Arizona/Alaska, United States
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United States Naval disabled conflict eraVeteren:  Grenada 


WARNING, POLITICAL SATIRE, A PRO GUN AUTHOR, A BIT OF NONSENSE AND ADULT PARIDY, HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR AS NEEDED PLEASE.


Sarcasm, wit, and irony fear nobody that is capable of learning from laughing at themselves, thus, in return, spare no others the value of those lessons.  

By, Keven Stitt


I had to take a poetic shot at my Sister, because, well, it was funny.  My Sister is very religious and perfect, and I am of course the black sheep.  I could not help myself.

Sis, do you or have you ever had a Kindle fire?  She text back sometime later that she has never had any type of reader before. what are they?  I text her a couple links on them.  Then it went dead for an hour or so.  I finally text her back and asked her "do you think they are beneficial and useful for you?"  If you think so would you like one for your birthday?  I have one it is not top of the line just released yesterday, but it is a good one. If you want it let me know and I will mail ASAP.  

 

She text back " If it's legal I would love to have one".  I could not resist:  I sent an email to her with the subject as SERIOUSLY! and this bit of wit: If it is legal?  Do you have any idea how much that hurt me?  I can't believe you even think like that of me!  I am truly disgusted by your accusation!  Do you have any idea how hard I worked to get that for you?  You think stealing little kids backpacks is easy, I had to snag 36 of them just to get my drug dealer to give me the porn pics we used as ransom to get his suitcase out of the stolen vehicle impound yard, which for some reason had a kindle in the car right next it with a window already broken out, and you ask me if it's legal.  Unbelievable.

and in true stride she replied:  Oh my goodness, that was hysterical!!!   

Thank you so much for all the work to abduct the Kindle!  Super excited!

and we parted with this: LOL, I almost put "yes it's legal in my email to you" when I asked you if you would like one.  I am cracking up, thanks I needed that.  Happy Birthday Sis, I will get it out to you when I can.  I love you.  


FAMILY, everyone is different, but they always understand and have your back.

Dear Paypal,

This is not going to be one of my more pleasant letters.;  I however, will give you fair warning that I will include nothing profane, directed at anybody personally, 

, nor racist:  So please keep Reading.

I am being harassed by your company {sic}.  You are a far more dangerous threat to me than anything so far you are trying to tell me is a threat!  Is there anyone in your 
company that has enough common sense to see what they are doing?  SERIOUSLY!!  As you have just about destroyed five years of work, time, effort, and learning to protect myself
 on the highway of misinformation.  I now must start over and protect myself from idiots like you who think you are protecting me.  So with that being the case, leaving nothing short of 
a new identity, with legal paperwork obtained illegally from the underweb, I do not have anything else left to lose so I will tell you what you Einstein's do not seem to understand.

#1. What is so suspicious about a log in in a different area?  Exactly, you do not know yet!

#2.  You notified me, thank you!  Stop there, you are done, you did your awesome work, pats all around!  But no that is not the end, you continue to contact me sending more and more information out on the web as to who and where I am!!!  Your endangering me, GET IT!

#3.  I now have to contact you, that's fine, great job again!  No!!!!  I have to enter, and renter, and answer and enter, more and more info for a problem I have yet to know about.  BUT WAIT,  it gets better, you then want me to prove REPEATEDLY, that it's me so everyone now knows, with a 110% chance that the identity they stole is real and working; thus, proven by both phone and Internet, plus activity logs and usage, because of your protecting me again..

I STILL DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!!! Has anyone ever heard of VPN? PROXY, TOR, DUCK DUCK?  They are programs, ways to protect yourself?  And you keep making them hackable!  (yes I am exaggerating a lot here, Tor would be the grand slam of all hacks if it could be done.) but every time I answer you and the seven times I refused to confirm my identity again, and again, you sale my IP address to the world!  (not exaggerating here.)

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? 

 Why have you asked me to change my password (i get this, rhetorical), my mobile pin, I do not use my mobile and refuse to have a smart phone.  But you insist that I change my pin now giving up a new password, a pin, I do not have, or use, and my IP address again and/or repeatably from just trying to keep your company from assassinating my identity!  (I have failed horribly here, may the hacking Gods forgive me).

I am going to attempt to post this to your community section so possibly SOMEONE in your company will understand that your customers do have a good reason for wanting a direct email address, and why?  Explained here now in better detail.:  Having a direct email address allows your customers, and you, to be able to now send all the information, including this note, any other ludicrous tidbits of identity information you need, ENCRYPTED!  We not only can be safe and conduct our business, but I can even control WHO, and for HOW long I want this information available for you to use:  You know this! Come on, say it with me------Protecting me from you tards also!!

Well done Paypal.
Thank you for your time.

SINCERELY;

A customer now headed to the Underweb to learn about RANSOMWARE!!  "I am KIDDING"!

"WHEN A PERSON DIES THEY DO NOT FEEL ANY PAIN, ALL THE PAIN IS FELT BY THOSE THAT KNOW THEM.  tHE SAME THING IS TRUE IF YOUR STUPID."  UNKNOWN.


This just in'  I can now update my awe inspiring Alaska prose I wrote in answer to my Nephews question, "how is Alaska", as follows: New entry highlighted.

This just in, Again, in red.
Enc. Post card of Alaska.
Well it is official, I have had it with Alaska.  I just spit this out of my finger tips to my Nephews' Question of how is Alaska?

It is like living in a postcard!------------Youcan't throw away.  Sucks Bro want gone, bad.  You name it we got it.  By twice the national average"  Suicide rate, suicide attempts, drug users, drug addicts, alcohol dependency, alcoholism, Domestic violence, assaults, rape, child abuse, child molestation's, incest, sex trafficking, illegal aliens, (AZ may have us but not by much) we are an international hub, Alaska has more drugs of every type and much higher potency than all of the lower 48 states west of the Mississippi combined, accidental shootings, and up until January homelessness, in which we were just surpassed by Hawaii. But on a good note we produce most of the oil for all of the U.S. and have the second highest gas prices.  What's not to like? 

It now seems that I may have been too judgemental on this state of Alaska and that congratulations are in order.  I am a man that believes that when he is wrong he should admit it and be a Gentleman and good sport about it.  Congratulations Alaska!  As of 07APR17 you have become the number 1 state in our Country leading all others in the respectable field of being the State with the most violent crime per capita of all others.  Well done, you may hold your head high.

I must now eat some of my words, apologize, and clown up.  Not all the cops in Anchorage are dirty.  I sincerely apologize for this comment and I will explain why.  (I was just pulled over by an Officer in a patrol car.  I never saw him.  His lights fired and my instincts were to run as they are not allowed to chase you, and can only ticket the bike, as they also have to prove you were driving.  It was raining pretty hard and my intelligence and God's will shone upon me and I pulled over.  I freely admit that I have been being an idiot, just fast blasting my rocket, racking gears, and getting gone, now.  My pain has been high preventing me from getting out and/or getting anything done at home; I was an uncaged tiger and think I was doing 90 when I saw the cherries.  Immediately I threw my arms up, after removing my Wicked clown mask, and the screaming Boondox in my headphones from my ears), "yelling I am armed".  (I leaned to my left so that he could remove my Glock from it's holster).  "He told me to put my hands down and relax", (I did).  "He thanked me for not running and then asked me what the speed limit was on 36th", "I replied 35 Sir".  "He then asked me if I knew how fast I was going?" "in which I replied "Yes Sir".  "how fast were you going?",  "Sir that would be incriminating".  He smiled and then I said "about 45 Sir".  (This was a sharp cop and I am an idiot for not seeing him as well as my foolish behavior), he replied "You racked three gears before you were even out of the intersection".  (As I said, sharp).  "you were going quite a bit faster than 45".  I smiled and said "yes Sir".  (First time I have been pulled over on a bike in over 40 years, Redacted.    The reason we are having this conversation is so that I can get your attention.  It is raining, the roads are covered now in a slick of fresh oil and gas, and the drivers of the vehicles are not only not used to seeing motorcycles yet, but are paying attention to the rain and not you".  "Some knucklehead is going to run you over because they are not looking and as I also am a rider, this makes us all look bad".  "Yes Sir".(Everything he said was a fact and I know this).  "Do I have your attention?"  "Yes Sir".  "I am concerned about saving your life.  Do you understand this?"  "Yes Sir".  "Slow down and help me, enjoy the rest of your day safely".  He then got in his car and left, he also just saved my life and restored a chunk of my faith in our police department.  "Thank you Officer for the wake up and for pulling my head out of my butt for me."  "Thank you".
Keven

 "I very rarely think in words at all. A thought comes, and I may try to express in words afterwards."


 "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."


"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth."


"As a human being, one has been endowed with just enough intelligence to be able to see clearly how utterly inadequate that intelligence is when confronted with what exists."


"Common sense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down in the mind before you reach eighteen." 


"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.


Albert Einstein


eBay's direct Customer Service number is:  1 (866) 961-9253, no more waiting for them to decide if your problem is an inconvienence for you, you can call straight in and let them know it is.


Banned from FB, did not appreciate my opinion on ignorant opinions & Censorship.


A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the window seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.”

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I’ve learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. “I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba”.

I have a very scientific mind that figures things rationaly, in order, process of elimination. But I Believe in God, I pray to him and try to live as he wishes. Which is very simplified, as treat others with respect. Do not lie, cheat or steal. But I stray, and my belief in God, in truth, has kept many people still walking this earth, because without that belief, my sniper rifle control is not a far fetched inspiration for me,


“it is a very ignorant


man


who knows the


correct


answer and fails to


use it"



 This Quote is mine.




"Why is it that the


people who deny him


the most,


that spend the largest


amount of effort to




convince all others,


do not



need to be convinced


for



they all ready {sic}


know



the truth and want as



much company as



possible i


n their misery without



God".    BIG K!!!




This is how a National gun buy back program works. I will sale back some POS gun at 5 times it's value. I will then go buy a very nice, well made Glock with that money. The people for whom I have bought that Glock to protect me from will sale any and every gun they can steal, and keep some POS gun that they think is worth money and looks cool when fired sideways. That gun will jam, and they will die from a bullet from an honest, law abiding conceal and carry member. All the while the Democrats that still have the ignorant idea that the Police are not dirty and can come and protect you before any harm comes to you. They will burn 600 useless guns in the first place paying five times their value and stand in front of a camera and tell you how much safer the world is because of them. When, in fact, they have at a cost of 5 times, rearmed the honest citizen, rearmed and given money for drugs and alcohol to the dishonest citizens, and have done absolutely nothing to solve a crime, stop a crime,, help someone against a crime, or protect a single citizen in time so that no crime is commited against them. An honest, law abiding conceal and carry member will end the crime and the perpetrator will never commit another one.


Some creative writting for you:


My goal is to put Bill gates on welfare by the end of the week.  I am going to attack Microsoft in the most devious backdoor trap and snatch that by the time his operating system is done trying to sale me apps I should already have the software for, I will have reprogrammed his store, groove music, Xbox controllers, and windows media player all to auto dial him at home and try to sale him apps to have his apps stop calling him.  I am halfway through Linux now and will be teaching myself C++ as a major with a minor of Visual Studio hacking techniques for the young and old.  I will control all of this from my 16 camera CCTV, DVR using a cloud based virtual hard drive, which will force a hostile takeover of Microsoft, and as a last blow for all of his greed and selfishness I will have my cloud manually mount Bill Gates transforming him into a nanobot infused robotic Symbian, and force him to stand on a corner in every city, of every State apologizing to the citizens for being a money hording terrorist using his Windows 10 to strong arm the general public into captivity; therefore, upon finishing every apology by bending over and yelling "thank you Sir may I please have another". 


 "The only thing intelligence can't defeat is ignorance."

Keven Stitt



 Speaking of Segals {sic} is he still missing in Hollywood?  And if you said yes, by whose criteria should we begin a search from?  There are those that say let the birds alone, but I find such great inner strength from feeding a tall Buddhist bread crumbs from my plate as I dance in the moonlight spouting zen reflections of inner selves.



BIGKINAK: NO, your just not multitasking properly. Now listen closely as these words come from a proffesional BUM. First, and this is important, you must have no life, no job, no family living with you. Once that is accomplished, lol, then you get a second TV. On the first TV you run the extended display from your computer. So now you have Chess on the monitor, email, videos, hacking information, downloads, whatever you like to do on the TV. and you can run both with the same mouse. On the 2nd TV you hook up your Netendo Wii, or Xbox. So now all you have to do is keep your mouse and your Wii controller handy. Play Wii to take a break, study chess on one screen and then play on the monitor. When you get really good at this then you get a 2nd computer and use it to research and surf all while [playing Wii, Chess, and learning hacking skills. That is a good days work my Friend. I hope this information helps to make your life easier. I crack myself up.



I have lost many games because it wrongly states I have run out of time, whether in a 3 minute game or a one move every three days ordeal. When I make a move, I need to think about it and 3 minutes is too short a time and thus unfair. Likewise, one move every three days is not long enough or it's rigged this way knowing that I'll forget the game. I want to contact the Federal Chess Alliance and get these games that I won in theory but lost on time overturned. I'm sure everyone reading this can feel empathy for me and we all want justice. Im glad I had the courage to speak out against this outrage.


BG Jett

 

Agreed! I was

wondering if when

you call the FederalChess Alliance if you could politely point out to them the blatant and bordering inhumane treatment we have to tolerate because we are not given fair warning from our opponent that we are making a bad move. The FCA needs to promptly amend the current Chess rules to it's past glory. Published from the Mandarin Orange Japanese Korean translated original chess rules. "all Citizens that are involed in chess play before the 4 o'clock beheadings will at all times give fair and proper warning to his opponent should he make a move that will result in the loss of his man, men, or the game; futhermore. should he not be allowed to 'do-over' his move he may then yell unfAir three times and knock over the board. This clear signal to the judges will be immediatly declaired a foul and the game shall be forfeited by cheating.  The guilty player having failed to give promt warning will be branded on his forehead the un-noble word, 'UNFAIR'. Thanking you in advance for reinstating and having this rule utilized properly in the chess world.


Keven Stitt



This is what got me

banned from FB.


Larry Whitman So rediculus that it has to be just trying to wind you up. No one is this far gone.


This above was his response, to my response to his post where he made the claim that "by dressing a child like a soldier for halloween he will grow up to be nothing more than a killer",  There were several other correlations, with pictures just like this about pirates, ghosts, clowns, and cowboys.  My retort below got me suspended for 48 hours.


Mr. Whitman, forgive me but I do beg to differ. There are and always will be those among the human race that fall far short of the realistic term common sense, the fact is, it is not common at all. Add that with he ability to vocalize your inbreed thoughts with the power of today's media, and you have yourself a never ending perpetuation of illogical and irrational thought. "Ignorance is the only thing that intelligence cannot defeat" K.D.Stitt. The ignorant are too stupid to learn so they continue on unchecked polluting the gene pool. As to not leave this looking like just another bashing type entry let me give you a very sound and founded example of this. The Democrats, to this day operate under the dangerous and unrealistic belief that the police can protect you, and with even greater ignorance they want to convince you that the police can protect you and you do not have or need the ability to protect yourself. It is called gun control or the invariable attack upon our human rights and freedoms based on an individuals ability to express their ignorance unchecked. It is a sad time for our race, and with a heavy heart, a lot of prayer, and several very fun to shoot weapons, I carry on my vigil.


Upon my return I found that he had not only continued to spread his ignorance and irrational beliefs further, but had associated myself and my words as proof that what he was saying and believed were now proven as I must have been dressed as a pirate, thus proof positive due to my antisocial comments.


I then replied this which got me banned for life:  "Mr Whitman, your rational is so far  from reality that I am surprised you have the capability to express yourself with words instead of grunts and chest thumps.  So if what you have been saying is true in your case, you must have been dressed as satan for halloween, and, in using your rational; then this would be my answer for you from a religious perspective.

 " Just put the barrel in your mouth and blow your brains to hell for heavens sake" From the song Hater by Boondox. would that not be the perfect answer for an inperfect world at halloween Mr. Whitman?

BANNED FOR LIFE,  lol.

The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.

At the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Methodist Church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church . Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.

But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

 

Not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue; they took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.




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