UNICORNS ARE REALVirginia, United States
When I grow up I want to be a dragonfly. My play style can be best characterized as pathologically violent yet consistently optimistic. Smoked gouda is my best friend and life partner. Our relationship is complicated but delicious. I only accept payment for any goods or services provided in the form of uncirculated Malaysian Ringgit banknotes. This is non-negotiable.
"Reason is a symptom of a lack of imagination " - president_max
[Icon: from The Scapegoat by William Holman Hunt]