Blobofyellow

I didn't like chess when I was young, I only played it because my mom was so good at it. I went to a chess club at my elementary school. After losing a bunch of times, I played against the best chess player at that school and he beat me so hard, that it wasn't even funny. Then he said that I sucked at everything I did. Now that I think about it, I hated him, so I pulled my pants up to my chest and took chess seriously. After a couple of day of being tutored by my mom, I've got very good. I defeated that person who said that I sucked at everything, who I’ll refer to as “the hated one.” Anyway I defeated him so hard that it was funny. You should have seen the look on his face when he kept losing to me, it look liked he ate a bunch of pickle plums while he was trying hold a number 2 for a very long time, and you know what else was funny, chess was all he had. I went to two different junior high schools and at one point I was the strongest chess player at my school. This one time I beat someone so bad (in chess) that he called me a "sadist!" Anyway play a game of chess with me and add me to your friends list. Also give me a trophy! I prefer the ice cream one!