My Brain is so powerful it requires energy from nuclear fusion powered by Brainium 298! This material can only be harvested from coconuts! (That's why they taste so good) I play some good games of chess so offer me a daily game of 14 days or so.

This is what my family looks like:

On a equal note, I also know that Batman is awesome and Superman sucks!

Have a lollypop!

I also discovered why some days seem shorter than others. That's because they are. Here's how it works:

Every 8 days, a solar flare is sent from the sun about 112,000 miles away. Every 16 days, that solar flare sends electronically charged particles at near the speed of light towards Earth. Their charges react with substances on Earth causing them to conduct electricity faster. Of these materials includes quartz, which is what most clocks use, and cesium, which is what atomic clocks use, I think. So the electricity goes through them faster. In the mean time, the electronic particles tend to go around the planet in the same way that the planet rotates, just because it gets caught in the high rotating atmosphere. Then it will attract the Earth's super-spinning iron core like a magnet and therefore causes the Earth to rotate faster, while clocks are ticking faster already. Therefore, the days don't seem shorter, they are shorter.

I gave this to may associate who deals with all my company stuff, e/x I want him to print what I just said down and then give it to the National Science Association or something like that, Buta-bam-Batu-Boom Done! A free 9 thousand dollars for me. Unfortunately, my associate took ten percent credit, so I would've gotten 10,000 dollars, but instead I only got 9,000. The good news is that my associate got fired!

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