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I am a snake!

What are you?

Even if you don't plan on joining this club, I would still like you to read this.

Welcome to The Game Changers, the club that changes your game for the better! Here at The Game Changers, we have a few things that make people join and want to stay:

Club Giveways! Yes! This is what you think it is! We invite a bunch of members to the giveway club, and then when there is enough members, we will promote someone else to owner, which could be you!
Special, invite only tournaments! These invite only tournaments are daily tounaments that can only be played in if you are member of this club! We also have special tournaments that start on Christmas and the New Year!
We Have 300+ Members And Are Quickly Growing! Please join our thriving community of chess players and help us reach our next goal of 500 members!
We Have a Help And Support Forum! This forum lets you make suggestions to make the club even better, or if you need help just ask there!
We Have A Puzzle Of The Day! These puzzles get harder throughout the week and are the hardest on Sundays!
We Have Played Over 150 Events! This means we are very active!
We Have Daily Matches and Vote Chess! This means that you can actively play against another club and win!
We Have 3 Titled Players! Join now to find out who they are!

Remember, our motto is and always will be, we change your game for the better! If you are not satisfied, let us know in the help and support forum, so we will change your game for the better! So give us a try, and let us help you with your game, by clicking the join button below! Thank you for reading, and and I hope you enjoy your stay at The Game Changers!

Thanks for reading, @Calebaleb12

Put this on your profile if you think it is funny!

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.

My favorite puzzle that I have solved that I remember