Diamond Member
My name is Alex
I met the AAA UCAS offer for Exeter Law graduating with a 2:1 LLB in 2015. Then did the LPC. I was born in the 1990s. I was employed as a legal adviser between 03/2022-04/2024 for carpenters group when I was sacked after a period on gardening leave in March. I was arrested after accusing the police of defrauding my identity and accordingly allegedly insulting them on my social media. The police took my IT devices which were returned a couple of days later - one of which was a work laptop, and contacted my employer otherwise my employer would never have known. I still have a clean CRB and have not been charged with any criminal offence.
I am regularly Britain's top player on the global leader board on chess.com . Approaching 50 3 minute puzzle battle I have c.1000 35-40+ scores and c.10,000 28+ scores I have hundreds of wins against masters. several against national champions, international olympiad medalists, over ten wins against grandmasters. I also have multiple wins against players ranked in the top 50 of the mens FIDE world rankings. I have competed at the highest level of domestic chess competition. Some of you have met me at the Northumbria masters. There are quite a few of us around the puzzle rush world record from when I started to play in 2019 now, myself included. Its rare that I watch chess tv on freeview without seeing people that ive beaten.
I was the strongest man at Cumbrias main bodybuilding/strength gym in 2022 when back above a 600 pound deadlift as a nat lifter I did my first 700 pound deadlift in the last decade. The mens IPF deadlift world record at my weight 82 kilos is still 750 pounds. A 600 pound deadlift and 165-180 Kilogram 400 pound bench press are roughly equivalent depending on leverages. Just 3 out of 300 lifters passed a 600 pound deadlift at the british university powerlifiting championships (BUCS) in 2023. Just 1 in 200,000 men will deadlift 600+ pounds, and 1 in 30,000 men will bench press 300+ pounds in a lifetime globally. (various sources). How Rare is a 300-Pound Bench? (Percentage + Stats) - NOOB GAINS
I am the sole author of two great comedy novels on the amazon bestseller list that have received only 5 star reviews. Nathan Brown and Muggy Mike (in my subjective opinion two of the better comedy novels written). I am currently writing my third comedy novel to be released at some point in early 2025, certainly before March 2025.
I won the only Cumbrian Tennis tournament i actually played at Kendal Tennis club in the summer of 2023 (Summer open day tournament with c.30 entrants) (I pulled out of all the others i entered without playing any matches), and had a match point in a singles match against Cumbrias highest ranked British Male tennis player on the LTA national rankings and mens coach at Cumbria Tennis Centre(at that time) not long after starting to play again in the summer of 2023, (I had a match point 6-5 6-6 in a tie break set on my serve against James Galloway, on indoor court 1 Cumbria tennis centre, who was at that time in the hundreds of the national lta rankings. - he had won quite a few british tour titles.)
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At the end of my summer of Tennis in Kent between March 2024- September 2024
I look to have probably won two box leagues on the LTA website including the top division beating the clubs reigning mens singles champion
9 wins and 3 defeats vs LTA tennis coaches
1 club final where I was serving for a 5-0 lead and one club semi final
35 wins and 5 defeats in club level singles
c 55 out of 65 sets won between July 21st and 18th September
39 out of 43 sets and tie breaks won on Clay between 21st July to 18th September 3 out of 20 sets lost in 5 sessions of social tennis doubles, 1 set lost in box league singles. Results much worse on fast hard court.
I love chess and want to do the best I can for it. I really like Tennis too. . But again at 700 hours of chess I was possibly worse or about the same level. So lets stick with it - and re=evaluate if I ever get to 2000 hours. e.t.c.
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I am sure I can and will do a lot better in the future or next summer in whatever capacities i play. I am sure I will do far far better in the future in the capacities that i continue to play.
I have never been caught lying on any occasion in the last 4 years unlike many other bodies people and agencies, as i can't be as I never lie.
Becoming a vegetarian ( I haven't eaten meat at all for nearly 4 years on any occasion- barely at all for 5 years, and playing chess are two of the best things I did in the last 5 years) I played my dad occasionally at chess as a child but I predominantly started playing in March 2019. I am pretty perfect also a non smoker, non-drinker, never lie, no drugs e.t.c
My mobile phone number is 07407207223
Look I had a 7 inche pnis yesterday. When everyone starts lying Tennis Kent and pretends that the real Alex Minton me is not Alex Minton I lose my pnis, Maybe its now 4.5 inches when it was 7. Ive had enough losing 3 inches off my pnes because we live in a simulator and I no longer have my actual identity is ruinign my health and has caused me to assault the ritz hotel 4 times on the phone today> I will start spitting in your faces on the streets and kicking in every car I encounter. Kent is an inferior county of lying weak disgusting losers. Ali Reza Bokaian was a pahteitc useless inferior loser.
Emma Radacanu and Jack Draper are two exapmles of ugly inferior pathetic losers from Kent that are not good enough for my respect.
( dont respect anyone other than myself and my mother in the UK county of kent. A county of weak ugly infeiror unattractive paheitc losers. I will no longer continue to associate with or be polive to any of you. I will spit in your faces in the streets and kick in every car i pass. Did you l
I will only stop doing so when my acutal attractive identity is rreturned ot the rightful owner. You losers deserve every bit of all the abuse you get. I never lied once, you all never told the truth once. I hate britain an infeiror country of infeiror losers.