I play for the checkmate, I stay for the mouse slips.

If you see a good move, look for a better one... or just move your Queen for no reason like I do.

Chess is 99% calculation. The other 1% is just panic

Life is like chess... I have no idea what I’m doing

Chess is 40% skill, 90% pretending I have a plan

The hardest game to win is a won game. Especially when I’m the one winning it

Playing bongcloud until I reach 2000

I was worried when I lost my queen in the last game, but I’m glad I just found her.

I’m not blundering; I’m exploring alternative chess realities.

I came, I saw, I resigned.

My queen is a supporting actress

My queen is not a piece; she’s a free gift with purchase

"Chess is mental torture." — Kasparov
"Marriage is like a game of chess... except the pieces are made of smoke."
"If you learn, you never lose. (I am learning a lot right now)."
"I hate anyone who beats me." — Lisa Lane
my favorite song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DUKM2Rns98BULLYING???
THINK YOU'RE SO COOL???
THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED FAT??? SHE IS OVERDOSING ON DIET PILLS!!!
THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED UGLY??? SHE SPENDS HOURS PUTTING MAKEUP AT HOME HOPING PEOPLE WILL LIKE HER!!!
THE BOY YOU JUST TRIPPED??? HE IS ABUSED ENOUGH AT HOME!!!
SEE THAT MAN WITH SCARS??? HE FOUGHT FOR HIS COUNTRY!!!
THAT GUY YOU JUST MADE FUN OF FOR CRYING??? HIS MOTHER IS DYING!!!
COPY AND PASTE THIS IF TOO ARE AGAINST BULLYING.
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On the Nature of Chess
- “Chess is the gymnasium of the mind.” — Blaise Pascal
- “Chess is the art of analysis.” — Mikhail Botvinnik
- “Chess is the struggle against the error.” — Johannes Zukertort
- “Chess is a war over the board. The object is to crush the opponent's mind.” — Bobby Fischer
- “Chess is the art which expresses the science of logic.” — Mikhail Botvinnik
- “Chess is a sea in which a gnat may drink and an elephant may bathe.” — Indian Proverb
On Strategy and Improvement
- “When you see a good move, look for a better one.” — Emanuel Lasker
- “Every chess master was once a beginner.” — Irving Chernev
- “Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack.” — Wilhelm Steinitz
- “The best way to predict the future is to create it on the chessboard.” — Garry Kasparov
- “Tactics is knowing what to do when there is something to do. Strategy is knowing what to do when there is nothing to do.” — Savielly Tartakower
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7LMa7kc93xA\
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IMZYZlEJYmU
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I5DoFTjZWhA
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JJKlFKVEOgY
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xDiy_9zK16U
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jNgVgHRrqNo
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Cy5TkDPuu_Q
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-zxHCjQRABY

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