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Fred Bloggs

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Hi, Fred Bloggs here! Are you sick and tired of sore losers whining about being denied their constitutional right to a rematch? What a stupid question! Of course you are! So join the original rematch parody — My Rematch Request Was Rejected! Share your stories of your most memorable rematch rejections! And post your favorite jokes during nightly Jokes Hour! Other regular features include hilarious News Items, Cartoons and Video Clips! Click on the link below to get My Rematch Request Was Rejected! And for a limited time, it's absolutely free!

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