GREETING FELLOW HUMAN

(and any other beings that happen upon my bio)

I don’t know why your here

but I hope you learn

something

about

me

Alrighty,

as you probably know

I am me.

I say whom I am.

Nobody is me except me,

OK?

That means you Bob.

You are not me.

I am me.

Now that

that

is cleared up,

I can go into stuff about me.

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You probably already know

some stuff about me,

maybe you know my age,

my gender

or my nationality

Maybe you’ve seen my face before

(hopefully you haven’t, I’m so ugly XD)

But maybe you don’t even know my name. Or anything about me, soo

My name is Hammy,

not my irl

name

tho

I cannot say my age

but my old pfp

was not

my

current

age.

My best friend is

a hamster who

kinda hates

me.

I am a very simple person

and that’s about

everything

about

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A few random questions I thought of at random times during the day.

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

.

What color is a square?

.

If everyone is unique, then is everyone actually normal?

.

Why don’t dogs meow and cats bark?

.

Why does a rainbow have 7 colors? Why 7? why not 6 or 8?

.

How are all chess tournaments blitz? HOW IS IT NEVER RAPID OR BULLET!?!

.

Why does Waffle House have a lock on there door?

.

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Normal people end there bio with a shout-list but those are sooooo boring

and nobody really cares

and there time consuming to write

and I’ll probably end up forgetting someone and hurt their feelings,

and I’d waste space here.

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Now I must satisfy your insatiable desire to see a rubber ducky

I wonder what a rubber duck tastes like….

not that I would eat one of course

Probably

Maybe

It would probably taste like chicken

Hopefully

*eats rubber ducky*

ewww

that tasted like rubber

and nothing like chicken.

Anyways

Did you know that hamsters can

turn their eyes

white

on

command?!?

Hopefully not cuz it’s not true

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Nixx just told me

that

your toenails taste

taste good

but she likes

a lot of

weird things

I’m not

gunna go

into specifics

but like

she can

be really

weird

In the

not so far future

I might

change my

username

to

worthless-potato

or

Hamsy-ham

idk for sure yet

So um I have nothing else to say

so like you can leave now

or you can stay and endure my cringyness

I don't care

But like actually you should leave,

I’d be real weird if you just like

stayed in my profile for 3 hours

I guess I will see you around?

Maybe?

I might be dead

or in the hospital

or maybe you’ll be dead

or in the hospital

Only God knows

Have a blessed day

and don’t die.

Hams-the-Jesus-follower