Hello and welcome to Happy Idiots open Zoo, where animals and qualified scientists can mingle freely.

People often ask me, how do I know so much about the beginnings of the universe? How did I come to have such an encyclopedic knowledge of the natural world?

"Well" I say, "there are many ways in which the bucket collects water, or the humble duck gathers the grain, and the way nature reveals itself is indeed a mysterious thing" And the people reply, "What have buckets and ducks got to do with anything. What about research?"

And I tell them, "If mankind relied only on the existing knowledge of others... why that would make us as the foolish fly who, knowing no better, does as its forebears have always done, and flies around in complicated circles for 24 hours before suddenly dying." And the people, obviously impressed, shake their heads in wonder, saying "I honestly have no idea what you're talking about."

And so dear chess player, it is in an effort to pass on my my wealth of knowledge that I have this profile at chess dot com today, In the hope of forming a foundation on which can be built a unifying theory of all life on earth.

And all Life in Sea.

And all Life up Tree.

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