Oh hi There…

I am a 16-year-old boy teen and my hobbies are chess, computer games and soccer. I am hoping to become a G. M champion. I would kindly help anyone who I think I can helping them inproof with chess. Not only that, but I also like to debate about politics and religion.

Chessking9720@ Is a fair player when I had a mouse slip he paused a fork he is really fair.

G. M I follow Morphy Capablanca, Tal, Av, and Magnus;

My Favourite car F1 racing Car

My sport soccer and chess.

My chess goals:

Rapid 1200-1450+

Blitz 850-1000

Bullet - 600-800

by the end of the year

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My chess universe Bullet rating are 1500+.

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Beginner Level Jokes:

Why did the chess beginner always lose? Because they thought "castling" was a medieval dance move!

How do beginners castle? Accidentally, and usually right into checkmate

Beginner's favorite opening: "The Oops Defense" - where every move is a surprise, even to themselves

Intermediate Player Jokes:

An intermediate player walks into a chess club and says, "I've memorized 12 openings!"

Other players: "Cool... we've memorized 12 ways to crush those openings"

Why do intermediate players love the Sicilian Defense? It sounds more dangerous than their actual gameplay

Grandmaster Level Jokes:

Capablanca was so smooth, his opponents would checkmate themselves just to avoid feeling embarrassed

"José could see 10 moves ahead... while taking a nap" - Chess legend

Magnus Carlsen Jokes:

Magnus doesn't calculate chess moves, he downloads them directly from the matrix

How does Magnus prepare for tournaments? By solving Rubik's cubes blindfolded while drinking coffee

Magnus walks into a tournament: "I'm not here to play chess, I'm here to make chess cry"

Mikhail Tal Jokes:

Tal didn't play chess, he conducted chess sacrificial magic shows

"Tal's games aren't played, they're performed - part chess, part horror movie"

When Tal sacrificed a piece, other players would ask, "Is this chess or an exorcism?"

Professional Chess Humor:

Chess players are the only athletes who get exercise purely from eye movement

"I'm not losing, I'm just giving my opponent a false sense of security" - Every chess player

Chess rating system: Where 100 points difference means total domination, 50 points means possible victory, and 25 points means pure psychological warfare

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