1. You are reading this
2. You are human
3. You can't say the letter "p" without separating your lips

4. You just attempted to do it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face, and you skipped number 5.
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too.

Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛrɪpped? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ.

Hello, my name is ashitaka Lynn or just call me ash I am 14-23 yrs old, u guess, and live with in 3 places. i work at star bucks. Here is some stuff to know about me!:

i’m poly and bi

Height: 5’ 6/7

Birthday: april 9- 25 u guess

Fave hobby: Drawing, animating, gacha

Colors of choice: Black,white,clear,transparent

Hopes to be: An engender, and cosplayer

Lives in: korea, japan, oregan, i have a lot of houses

Status: bored and tired

Best trait: personality, looks

Fave games: Animal crossing new horizons, Legend of Zelda series, genshin inpack, gacha, etc

Fave animes: Toilet bound Hanako-kun, , my hero, Demon Slayer, Attack on Titan, etc

Cool people: @Makima5103, @JustahanakoTTV, @SpeedChess_Gaming, @Dragons_fire1, @Theonlynate, @Shine_Like_Rose, @Samurai-kitora, @hitmeimgodle, @Whitefox223, @Inappropriate_username585, @A_Catfish, @zwartu, @actual_knight_gaming, @Data_Riku, @Unknown12039, @imbadatchessleavemealone, @XxM0CHAxX, @KeiraChessQueen, @d-a-z-a-i, @bloodsooup, @Oreo_for_life, @Rengoku6102, @zen516, @Eternal_Zen, @SirThatIsIlegal, @IsaacPadilla112, @SpeedxTh4nder_Gaming, @ClonieBoy, and more that I can't fit lol

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