The first time is the hardest because you don't know how to do it, but the second time you need to figure out why you would want to do it all over again.

1000$ for a lesson because I want you to know that I don't care, and that is actually cheap because I will likely be better for you than that. I'm a professional and a part of that is to only waste time in my spare time. When I show up I pay attention, it is called respect. Also, busy solving the world too. 

Why go 1 when you can go 2?

If you don't tell me directly, you have no reason to expect me to know it. Don't assume, ask. Don't play games, answer. How simple would life be, if everyone lived like that?