Ixneilosophye

“As you think so shall you be” 

“words do not cut the mustard” 

Me mum spat me into doc’s mits back home, Isle of Man. The old man drug us to the states and I’ve been trying to escape the expanding parking lot since. Some of my brothers embrace it, consuming parking lot space by the yard, sisters too. My big sister Mary is right up here with me moose wrangling. Animals big as a house. It’s how we do our time. Currently I have an address in Canada  and split time in Montana tattooing some company logo On every moose we can manage. 

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Chess Rules to live by.

1. El rey es para ataque. (The king is an attacking piece) 

2. Ocult a tu planifica el mayor tiempo

posible. (Conceal your plan as long as possible) 

3. No traigas a tu reina temprano. (Don’t bring your queen out early) 

4. No hay sustituto para buenos movimientos (There is no substitute for good moves)

After the opening you are on your own. We’ve bought you books and sent you to school. Remember these four simple rules, play fair, be friendly, and always remember to have fun.