Platinum Member

Absolutely the worst live chess player in the history of the game, and far below average at correspondence (daily) chess as well.

At this point, will play live chess ONLY unrated or with friends.  I will not be participating in arenas, swiss tournaments, or playing in the open pool.

Because my rating is below 1000, it is not published.  (FIDE policy)

By the way, the city I list on my profile is a joke; there is no such place.  You might know where I came up with it though!