How does a police officer handcuff you if you only have one hand?
If trees produce oxygen... How can you breathe in the desert? There are no trees there…
How did the guy who made the clock know what time it was?
Why do you see the sky blue? When space is black? You only see black in the night… Isn’t that concerning
Why do you only see stars at night? Why can’t you see them on the day too? Isn’t that concerning?
If you freeze hot sauce, does it become COLD sauce?
Why is New York still called New York? Should it be called OLD York?
You have a limited number of heartbeats in your life… (Until you d1e) That means that you can literally hear your countdown to death… Isn’t that concerning?
You can’t say B without touching your lips… And by the way, stop trying to say B without touching your lips, because you can’t
Cowboys are riding horses… Not COWS, so should they be called HORSEboys?
Why do we give prisoners Food, a bed, water, and a roof and walls, when homeless people get nothing?
Did you know that you are younger NOW, than you are NOW?
If you drink too much alcohol, you are called a Alcoholic, so if you drink too much Fanta, are you called fantastic?
It’s impossible to own a mirror that has never been used before…
Why do we call the letter “W”, Double U, and not double V?
Why don’t just homeless rob a bank? If they succeed, they will have enough money to buy a house; if they fail, they at least get walls and a roof (Prison)
If teachers say that sharing is caring, why can’t we share our exams?
Read this too:

1. You're reading this.

2. You're a human

3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.

4. You've just attempted to do it.

6. You're laughing at yourself.

7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.

8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

9. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too.

10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too.

My Hobbies:

Chess
Painting/Drawing
Table Tennis
Football/Soccer
Lego

My goals:

Get 500+ daily ✅

Get 700+ daily ❌

Get 1000+ daily ❌

Get 1200+ daily ❌

Get 1500+ daily ❌

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Get 500+ 960 D ✅

Get 700+ 960 D ✅

Get 1000+ 960 D ✅

Get 1200+ 960 D ❌

Get 1500+ 960 D ❌

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Get 500+ blitz ❌

Get 700+ blitz ❌

Get 1000+ blitz ❌

Get 1200+ blitz ❌

Get 1500+ blitz ❌

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Get 500+ bullet ✅

Get 700+ bullet ❌

Get 1000+ bullet ❌

Get 1200+ bullet ❌

Get 1500+ bullet ❌

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Get 500+ rapid ✅

Get 700+ rapid ❌

Get 1000+ rapid ❌

Get 1200+ rapid ❌

Get 1500+ rapid ❌

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Make 1 brilliant move ❌

Make 2 brilliant moves ❌

Make 3 brilliant moves ❌

Make 4 brilliant moves ❌

Make 5 brilliant moves ❌

Make 10 brilliant moves ❌

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Get all achievements ❌

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Get 100+ friends ✅

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Get 1000+ views ❌

Get 10+ members in my club ✅

Get 50+ members in my club ❌

Get 100+ members in my club ❌

Get 1000+ members in my club ❌

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Play 1+ game ✅

Play 10+ games ✅

Play 50+ games ✅

Play 100+ games ✅

Play 200+ games ❌

Play 300+ games ❌

Play 500+ games ❌

Play 1000+ games ❌

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Thank you to:

@Chess098765444 Thank you for the chess skill backup

@MaxChessCheckKing Thank you for the backup

@olofmat Thanks bro (:

@eusouoliam My friend who is in my skill

My friends:

@abhi_uglyaf he was one of my first friends! But never said anything to each other…

@akeron he was one of my first friends too! But never said anything to each other…

@AbbyTheCutie hmm… idk

@BurgerEatersInc I like him! He is chill and fun (:

@carlsen he um… he… idk much about him but he seems nice!

@CheckmatesMadeByMe he is fun & cool! He is kinda active and stuff… And chill…

@Cheese I love ur bio XD! Ur good at chess too! I think he is fun and chill

@CunioXYZ hmmm…

@demolishment hrm…

@Ein-Schachspieler I like him! He is nice

@elwolfje Yeah! He is very nice!

@eusouoliam He is a very good friend irl, and we are at the same level in chess too!

@FrnkyChess he was one of my first friends! But never said anything to each other…

@GreenBeanRapper He is very chill, I like him (:

@Ludwikdudziuk I became friends with him through @olofmat! He is fun to chat with XD

@MaxChessCheckKing Thank you for all the tips for my club! I like him! He is very nice and very kind! EDIT: Bye… Hrm… Dang…

@meamarea Ja… Spelar du fortfarande schack ens?

@mypawnisapassedpawn, I don't know what to say, but I like him!

@NightFall_002 I like him! He is chill and nice and kind (;

@olofmat My brother! Hej Olof! :D

@PapadopoulosPyro he was one of my first friends! But never said anything to each other…

@paterpanbaked He was also one of my first friends… very old… but played less and less with each other, and never said a word to each other…

@PyroNyx-Jynx_Raven Thanks for joining my club! Idk much about him, but he seems, nahh

@QueenSlider Buddy! She’s nice! (: I like her!

@RobinRobin01 Well, idk much about you, our chat died, and then we didn’t say a word to each other…

@rswhite12 Yeah, very, very, very old friend, one of my first, I would say that we are in the same skill level!

@TheCatLoversWillRise I would actually say that she is popular XD

@theeldest1 he or she is also kinda popular XD Don’t know a lot about him either :/

@txotter12 He’s chill and nice (:

@CutieMerCie I don’t REALLY know what to say cuz… But I’d say she’s chill and on B/ but it’s not like I don't like her!

I really like chess, and I am online every day!

Next up are questions from people that I will answer! (like Q&A almost) So send me questions, and you will get a place here! Send me!

ماته د ملګرتیا غوښتنه راولیږه!

OTHER:

My fav food: Sushi

My fav game: Minecraft

My fav music type: Phonk

Here is one of my favorite phonk songs!

And I got a lot more phonk songs that I love! XD

Thank you very much for reading everything! (:

KingNilx