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✨ Hiya!!!!!! ;3

im vivienne <3

im a goofy girl having the time of her life :D ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

Mui lichess acc!!!!

˗ˏˋ ꒰ ✉︎ ꒱ ˎˊ˗ vivienne2014 : Activity • lichess.org ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆

I LUV matcha and cats!!!!!! ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱

I’m taken, sorry gentlemen and ladies and LGBTQ+ ‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹

🪼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ i dont like Coriander ✶⋆.˚

My favourite animals: Capybaras, jellyfish, cats, and pandas :P ⋆｡‧˚ʚ🍓ɞ˚‧｡⋆

My favourite colour: Purple! 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒⋆.𐙚 ̊.

My favourite people: My bestie and my pookie <3 °‧🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

My favourite place to be: Home, where it’s safe from the world outside ˚⊱🪷⊰˚

My favourite foods: Pizza, fried chicken, noodles and dumplings ˙✧˖°📷 ༘ ⋆｡˚

My favourite drinks: Bubble tea, iced tea, and limeanade ˙ . ꒷ 🍰 . 𖦹˙—

My favourite feeling: Happieness ── ⟡ ˙🌱 ̟

My favourite thing to do: Shoppinggg !!!!! ⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆

My favourite songs: God Games, Die for Me, One Last Time, Just Me Myself and the Night, Cupid, From the Start, Vampire, Touch, Lush Life, Flowers, Know Somebody, Gameboy, Debut, Driver’s Liscence, Riptide, Nice to Meet You, Too Good at Goodbyes, Count on Me, Sad Sometimes, Stars to Your Beautiful, Numb Little Bug, Royals.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ🛸༄˖°.

My favourite styles: Y2K, and Cute-Core 𖦹🍀୭˚. ᵎᵎ｡🧷𖦹°‧

My favourite country: CHINA ⋆.ೃ࿔🌸*:･

My favourite bubble tea flavors: Taro and Brown Sugar 𖦹 ׂ 𓈒 🥞 ／ ⋆ ۪

My favourite desserts: Pancakes, waffles, sorbet, cake, chocolate, crossaints ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐

My favourite game: Roblox ˚.🎀༘⋆

My favourite quotes: "Good men can be found in every corner on Earth. Unfortunately, the Earth is round." -Megan Fox-

“Men are supposed to ruin your lipstick. Not your mascara.”

My favourite quotes that I have said: “My class is giving me domain expansion brain damage.”

“CHILL!!!”

“No. I. Am. Not. Going. To. Give. You. Food. Which word did you not understand??”

“Cats rule, dogs drool. They sit and bark while cats learn to fart.”

“No. I said no. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”

“Lol you look like something i drew with my last brain cell. BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAA”

“I respect LGBTQ+ because my bestie is trans, and shes SCARY when shes mad…”

… ˙ . ꒷ 🍙 . 𖦹˙— 🐈‍⬛

Mყ ɾσαʂƚʂ/ɱҽɱҽʂ/ρσҽɱʂ Sҽƈƚισɳ!!!!!

“You can die as a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villian.”

if you’re homeless, just buy a house.

if you’re in a coma, just wake up.

if you’re disabled, just become enabled.

if you’re ugly on the outside, wear makeup. if you’re ugly on the inside, eat the makeup.

if you’re blind, then just OPEN UP YOUR EYESSSSS

if you’re deaf, then just hear the siren of the ambulence.

if you’re dead, then just respawn.

if you have amnesia, just remember the most EMBARASSING moment of your life.

if you like to talk, ask your best friend to tape your mouth shut. Im sure they would LOVE to not hear your voice for once.

if i said that you’re pretty, and you said i was ugly, then we’d both be lying.

if a teacher asks you to stop talking back, then just say “But babe, that’s just how a conversation works!”

if someone says to get a life, then just say “Like yours? Nah, I’ll pass.”

if someone tells you you talk too much, then just say “Yeah, at least that can be fixed. Not like your face.”

the worst roast to say to someone that’s tall is “How’s the weather up there?”. Instead, say “When you were a baby, could you even fit in the crib? I doubt you could even feel the matress of that small, short bed!”

if someone drives a very loud engine and you find it anoying, the best way to unleash that anger is to tell a roast. So, say “Woah! How’d they make their engine sound like Captain UnderPants with diarreah?”

if you drop a soap bar on the floor, is the soap dirty, or the floor clean?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Shrek was ugly until I saw you.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!

If a man jumped of a building and died, the officers should say “Hm, lets see. So, the person is male, 28 years old, and 7’9?” The victim would immediately wake up and go, “Oh nah!!! Im 8 feet, taller than you will ever be!!”

If a woman jumped of a building and died, the officers should say “Okay, lets go through the victim’s search history!” The woman would immediately wake up and go “OH H3LL NAHH! Get away from me!!!”

Don’t judge a book by its cover. Yeah, like you’ll ever see what’s beneath it…

Surgeons are people who stab other people to revive them.

Fear. It has two meanings: Live through pain and rise. Touch pain and die.

Deck the halls with poisen ivy, falalalalalalalala. If you touch it you’ll be sorry, falalalalalalalala. Break a window, pop a tire, falalalalalalalala. Set your christmas tree on fire, falalalalalalalala.

You’re the reason why we have directions on toothpaste.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

You’re like a software update. Every time I see you, I immediately think 'not now'.

🌹 Roses are red, violets are blue. 🪻

🐄 Faces like yours belong in the zoo. 🐾

😡 But don’t get mad, I’ll be there too. 👍🏻

🤣 Not in a cage, but laughing at you! ✨

🌹 Roses are dead, love is fake. 💔

💍 Weddings are basically, funerals with cake. 🍰

🩷 Im not a princess because I got a prince. Im one because my dad is the king. 👑

On the twelvth day of Christmas my teacher gave to me….

Twelve boring lectures,
Eleven marked tardies,
Ten pop quizzes,
Nine sleepless nights,
Eight mental breakdowns,
Seven presentations,
Six research papers,

Four science labs,
Three failed quizzes,
Two lousy worksheets,
And a school year of anxiety!

If cinderella went back and picked up her shoe, she wouldn’t have become a princess! So remember what they say! Keep on going, don’t back down! Don’t go back and pick up your glass slipper!!!

Cinderalla married a guy who put on her shoe properly…

Snow White ate an apple a stranger gave her…

Pinnochio lies…

Belle married the dude who had scared her the most…

TInkerbell had a forbidden love fairytale…

And teachers ask what we learned in childhood … :/

Why did the chicken cross the road??

Because it was getting to the dumb dude’s house…

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The chicken…

M ental

A buse

T o

H umans

S ix

C ruel

H ours

O f

O ur

L ives

This is Bob.

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He has no arms.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not Bob!!!!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Britney Spears.

Britney Spears who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there??

Britney Spears.

Britney Spears who???

Oops, i did it againnn

People talk behind my back. I just sit there and go, “Damn, i got myself a fan club!”

(Read this aloud….)

Dear haters,

I couldn’t help but notice that “awesome” ends with “me”…

And “ugly” starts with “u”….

Don’t be sad…

Cus sad spelled backwards is das…

And das not good.

Raise up your hand if you’ve went through the phase “I HATE pink!!!!!”

"Good men can be found in every corner on Earth. Unfortunately, the Earth is round." -Megan Fox-

I consider you as my sun. Now, please get 93 million miles away from here.

Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh either.

Yeah, keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there. I doubt it.

A glowstick has a brighter future than you.

You’re so fake, even Barbie is jealous.

It’s a parent’s job to raise their kid'/kids. Looking at you, I’m sure your parents gave up on the first day.

Hey, don’t stand too close to the fire. Plastic melts, ya know?

You’re just like a broken pencil, totally pointless.

You’re dumber than a rock. At least a rock can hold the door open. What can you do?

You say i look ugly today. Good, i was tryna be like you.

I wish you accidentely used gluestick instead of chapstick. Geez, it would do EVERYONE a favor.

If i got a dollar everytime you said something smart, I’d be dang broke.

Nothing brightens up the room like your absense!

Hall Of Fame!

@S_T_R_A_W_B_E_R_R_I_Z -friend of mine that goes to a lot of my irl tourneys ˙ ✩°˖🫐 ⋆｡˚꩜
@XonnorBotSchool -friend of mine that rps with me <3 his school acc 𝄞⨾💿✮˚.⋆
@Mush_bear -my dad ;-; nothing else to say. ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧

(dm me to be added to the Hall of Fame!)

i like cat memes lol XD did ya notice ?! ⋆.˚🦋༘⋆

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Have a good day everyone! :3

Peace, Matcha Kitten ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚

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