Some call them friends, some call them besties, some call them homies, and others call them the bois. I just call them the idiots who made the same mistakes I did.

Cashier: Are you buying these items, sir?

Me: No I'm just showing them to you before I steal them

My special attack is self-destruct, but I have to level up to unlock it, so I guess I have to wait till 2021.