"All of the people will dissappoint you. Protect yourself by forgiving them and forgiving your self. Practice eating as cheaply as possible, in case of emergency. Live below your means and treat yourself only when all responsibilities are handled." Roppity Floppity Doolittle circa 1192-1292

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Roppity Floppity Doolittle was a scientist of research and a trailblazer in inspirational quotes. He also took,animal husbandry to a new level when he tamed the honey badger. Ropp Flop Doo bred and trained 7 generations of honey badgers, they acted as security at his compound and aided in the fields by picking fruits and vegetables and preparing them for pickling or storage. His family left Europe in 1505 and migrated to Montana (or was it (or was it Wyoming?), continuing to perfect their honey badger training to this day. You may visit their honey badger preserve 365 days a year, just don't try to sneak in! Haha!

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"We got all sorts of honey badgers! Come visit!" Almeda Peda Dooawholebunch

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**the Doolittle family changed their name to Dooawholebunch when they moved to the US to avoid persecution. They considered condescending family names like CapitalistPig or CommieByGeorge, but decided not to press their luck.

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